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Bryce
@statcrux.bsky.social
· Feb 15
someone seeing my phone: Bluesky. Sounds peaceful. Is that a meditation app?
me: It’s where I watch the world ending in real time
me: It’s where I watch the world ending in real time
I don’t love that my favorite podcast reading of A Christmas Carol is shot through with online gambling ads
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I don’t love that my favorite podcast reading of A Christmas Carol is shot through with online gambling ads
*analytic philosophers when they see that C.S. Lewis quote “Next to the Blessed Sacrament itself, your neighbor is the holiest object presented to your senses”* Does this mean your neighbor is only holy when standing next to the Blessed Sacrament? In this nine-part syllogism I will
December 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
*analytic philosophers when they see that C.S. Lewis quote “Next to the Blessed Sacrament itself, your neighbor is the holiest object presented to your senses”* Does this mean your neighbor is only holy when standing next to the Blessed Sacrament? In this nine-part syllogism I will
I’m writing a cerealized novel. Each time you open a new cereal you find a random chapter inside
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’m writing a cerealized novel. Each time you open a new cereal you find a random chapter inside
Told my mom it stood for “mutual followers” and she posted in her Baptist grandma Facebook group “Let’s read James mfers!!!”
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Told my mom it stood for “mutual followers” and she posted in her Baptist grandma Facebook group “Let’s read James mfers!!!”
verdict: A Charlie Brown Christmas lives up to and surpasses the hype
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
verdict: A Charlie Brown Christmas lives up to and surpasses the hype
Sometimes I get irrationally angry at irrationality
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Sometimes I get irrationally angry at irrationality
Please drop some favorite Christmas (1) tunes, (2) movies for kids, (3) books for kids
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Please drop some favorite Christmas (1) tunes, (2) movies for kids, (3) books for kids
The toddler urge to cover your eyes and walk confidently forward
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The toddler urge to cover your eyes and walk confidently forward
Is the original Knives Out a Thanksgiving movie? I’m going to say yes and not read replies
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Is the original Knives Out a Thanksgiving movie? I’m going to say yes and not read replies
Sartre: Apropos of nothingness,
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Sartre: Apropos of nothingness,
If I eat my cereal in a seated or standing position, 1yo hugs my leg and cries to be picked up. But if I eat my cereal walking in circles, he chases me contentedly
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If I eat my cereal in a seated or standing position, 1yo hugs my leg and cries to be picked up. But if I eat my cereal walking in circles, he chases me contentedly
It’s cool that derek guy is citing Newman’s “Definition of a Gentleman” (taken from The Idea of a University) but it seems worth noting that for Newman, being a gentleman is a mixed bag and not at all the same as being a saint
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It’s cool that derek guy is citing Newman’s “Definition of a Gentleman” (taken from The Idea of a University) but it seems worth noting that for Newman, being a gentleman is a mixed bag and not at all the same as being a saint
I was trying to figure out what to do about the mass murderer who cut off USAID and I read this smart tweet
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I was trying to figure out what to do about the mass murderer who cut off USAID and I read this smart tweet
If you’re wondering whether I liked Andor I am currently on Wookieepedia learning the full history of the galaxy
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you’re wondering whether I liked Andor I am currently on Wookieepedia learning the full history of the galaxy
Sometimes the planets of my children’s moods align in happy play, sometimes in independent meltdowns
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sometimes the planets of my children’s moods align in happy play, sometimes in independent meltdowns
When you’re in middle school and the teacher you have a crush on walks in
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
When you’re in middle school and the teacher you have a crush on walks in
I love when my colleagues in India write things like “For your kind information…”
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I love when my colleagues in India write things like “For your kind information…”
As a kid I had no idea the game Operation was preparing me to fish out bits of food that fall past the hot stove grate
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
As a kid I had no idea the game Operation was preparing me to fish out bits of food that fall past the hot stove grate
Humans weren’t giving Musk enough flattery so he got his word calculator to do it
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Humans weren’t giving Musk enough flattery so he got his word calculator to do it
I wish there were posts from all kinds of times and places in history, and the best posts were really long and sort of responding to each other and put on paper maybe so the screen wouldn’t hurt your eyes, and you could read them for free
November 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I wish there were posts from all kinds of times and places in history, and the best posts were really long and sort of responding to each other and put on paper maybe so the screen wouldn’t hurt your eyes, and you could read them for free
You know the demons are gonna have a good time with “quiet piggy” when they’re tormenting him in hell
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
You know the demons are gonna have a good time with “quiet piggy” when they’re tormenting him in hell
Shel Silverstein calling out ChatGPT in 1981
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Shel Silverstein calling out ChatGPT in 1981
Every month now there’s a new Ugliest Word in English. The current champion is “Grokipedia”
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Every month now there’s a new Ugliest Word in English. The current champion is “Grokipedia”
Not me getting chills as the Ghor sing their anthem, not me feeling patriotic for a fictional place
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Not me getting chills as the Ghor sing their anthem, not me feeling patriotic for a fictional place