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Stumblebum stoner dad smoke break thoughts from a 40 something simulacrum meatbot.
Truly, it's only Goldbug if it's made in the Champaign region of Cybertron. All others are simply Glittering Bumblebee.
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Truly, it's only Goldbug if it's made in the Champaign region of Cybertron. All others are simply Glittering Bumblebee.
It's a seasonal favorite
a man is being tortured by a group of police officers while wearing a gas mask .
ALT: a man is being tortured by a group of police officers while wearing a gas mask .
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December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's a seasonal favorite
Man, I fuckin' hate 'em
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Man, I fuckin' hate 'em
Where the respective disciplines of Junji Ito and the Kool-Aid Man converge.
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Where the respective disciplines of Junji Ito and the Kool-Aid Man converge.
I love absurdist comedy in horror film, but Quentin Depieux has so far left me wondering, "Why?" but disappointedly so.
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I love absurdist comedy in horror film, but Quentin Depieux has so far left me wondering, "Why?" but disappointedly so.
Debbie uses her training to exact swift, merciless justice to avenge her clan.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Debbie uses her training to exact swift, merciless justice to avenge her clan.
Optimus? Fucking sacrilege.
Inside that barely passable human shell of his is definitely a Decepticon pretender of some kind. And Shockwave wept.
Inside that barely passable human shell of his is definitely a Decepticon pretender of some kind. And Shockwave wept.
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Optimus? Fucking sacrilege.
Inside that barely passable human shell of his is definitely a Decepticon pretender of some kind. And Shockwave wept.
Inside that barely passable human shell of his is definitely a Decepticon pretender of some kind. And Shockwave wept.
Ah, you're right. I stand corrected there.
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Ah, you're right. I stand corrected there.
I think it had been long-established canon that Hawkeye was a bigot and domestic abuser in Marvel continuity, except maybe the zombie one.
The casting director nailed that one on the head, you can't deny them that.
The casting director nailed that one on the head, you can't deny them that.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I think it had been long-established canon that Hawkeye was a bigot and domestic abuser in Marvel continuity, except maybe the zombie one.
The casting director nailed that one on the head, you can't deny them that.
The casting director nailed that one on the head, you can't deny them that.
This rat always looks like he's been caught on the back foot in every goddamn photo.
November 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This rat always looks like he's been caught on the back foot in every goddamn photo.
And again, history blithely sweeps aside William Harry Harrison's formidable array of "your mom" ripostes.
November 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
And again, history blithely sweeps aside William Harry Harrison's formidable array of "your mom" ripostes.
She's doing a quick phrenology check on the sly.
October 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
She's doing a quick phrenology check on the sly.
I pity the poor soul who attempts to silence Kilowog.
October 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I pity the poor soul who attempts to silence Kilowog.
If it came to pass, I'd much rather see the Creature as a Decepticon attack sub or Seacon redeco than resembling so much as a fishing lure.
October 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If it came to pass, I'd much rather see the Creature as a Decepticon attack sub or Seacon redeco than resembling so much as a fishing lure.
I wanna know what radicalized her to the Decepticon side.
October 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I wanna know what radicalized her to the Decepticon side.
"Camper Van Helsing"? 😅
October 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Camper Van Helsing"? 😅