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Stumblebum stoner dad smoke break thoughts from a 40 something simulacrum meatbot.
Truly, it's only Goldbug if it's made in the Champaign region of Cybertron. All others are simply Glittering Bumblebee.
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Man, I fuckin' hate 'em
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Where the respective disciplines of Junji Ito and the Kool-Aid Man converge.
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I love absurdist comedy in horror film, but Quentin Depieux has so far left me wondering, "Why?" but disappointedly so.
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Nice.
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Debbie uses her training to exact swift, merciless justice to avenge her clan.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Optimus? Fucking sacrilege.
Inside that barely passable human shell of his is definitely a Decepticon pretender of some kind. And Shockwave wept.
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Ah, you're right. I stand corrected there.
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I think it had been long-established canon that Hawkeye was a bigot and domestic abuser in Marvel continuity, except maybe the zombie one.
The casting director nailed that one on the head, you can't deny them that.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
This rat always looks like he's been caught on the back foot in every goddamn photo.
November 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
And again, history blithely sweeps aside William Harry Harrison's formidable array of "your mom" ripostes.
November 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
She's doing a quick phrenology check on the sly.
October 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I pity the poor soul who attempts to silence Kilowog.
October 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
If it came to pass, I'd much rather see the Creature as a Decepticon attack sub or Seacon redeco than resembling so much as a fishing lure.
October 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I wanna know what radicalized her to the Decepticon side.
October 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"Camper Van Helsing"? 😅
October 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM