Star Octangula
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Ellis ☆ they/them ☆ musician, writer, mediocre visual artist, avant guarde "filmmaker," and general Creator of Stuff that is TRAPPED in the COMPUTER!!! ☆ all posts made from 75% recycled materials! ☆
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hi! I'm Ellis & I make music, draw, write, edit video, and make...really unhinged collages (???). all of my stuff is weird and (hopefully) fun. pls look at my strawpage unless you hate eyestrain (in which case it might cause you to catch on fire and explode. sorry)
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hi! I'm Ellis & I make music, draw, write, edit video, and make...really unhinged collages (???). all of my stuff is weird and (hopefully) fun. pls look at my strawpage unless you hate eyestrain (in which case it might cause you to catch on fire and explode. sorry)
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January 21, 2026 at 9:42 PM
hi! I'm Ellis & I make music, draw, write, edit video, and make...really unhinged collages (???). all of my stuff is weird and (hopefully) fun. pls look at my strawpage unless you hate eyestrain (in which case it might cause you to catch on fire and explode. sorry)
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The scarlett 2i4 of death and despair
January 21, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The scarlett 2i4 of death and despair
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One of my roommates used the word “chambunk” the other day instead of broken and now we are all using it and i just think thats awesome
January 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
One of my roommates used the word “chambunk” the other day instead of broken and now we are all using it and i just think thats awesome
Unlike most wizards, I now have a fully functional debit card!
December 30, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Unlike most wizards, I now have a fully functional debit card!
I ate my debit card!!!
December 27, 2024 at 3:45 AM
I ate my debit card!!!
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I want to be the creature
December 20, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I want to be the creature
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When you combine the words money and power you get mower and thats because a quality lawnmower is the peak of both
December 26, 2024 at 3:27 PM
When you combine the words money and power you get mower and thats because a quality lawnmower is the peak of both
every day I receive an email (short for electronic mail) from my Bank which says "we HATE your stupid poo-poo face and we are going to KILL you with our Deadly Flails and Javelins"
December 17, 2024 at 10:17 AM
every day I receive an email (short for electronic mail) from my Bank which says "we HATE your stupid poo-poo face and we are going to KILL you with our Deadly Flails and Javelins"
Whenever I try to think thoughts it's like there's a youtube poop forming in my brain. The poop is funny but what do I do if I need to think
December 17, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Whenever I try to think thoughts it's like there's a youtube poop forming in my brain. The poop is funny but what do I do if I need to think
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Big rack (gender neutral)
December 13, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Big rack (gender neutral)
the human brain is cooked like burger
December 13, 2024 at 3:48 AM
the human brain is cooked like burger
ideally I should have 6 wives (gender neutral) and live in a HOLE underground where there is VERY LITTLE SUNLIGHT
December 12, 2024 at 5:04 AM
ideally I should have 6 wives (gender neutral) and live in a HOLE underground where there is VERY LITTLE SUNLIGHT
Happy "thank giving" or whatever. I've finally obtained ALL TWELVE of the SINISTER CRYSTALS!!!
November 28, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Happy "thank giving" or whatever. I've finally obtained ALL TWELVE of the SINISTER CRYSTALS!!!
I'm in BLAST CITY !!!
November 24, 2024 at 7:57 AM
I'm in BLAST CITY !!!
Foot long sub sandwiches at an affordable price? HOW about Sublong FOOT sandwiches at an UNAFFORDABLE COST!!
November 17, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Foot long sub sandwiches at an affordable price? HOW about Sublong FOOT sandwiches at an UNAFFORDABLE COST!!
I am running out of 1 quart plastic ziplock bags to store my loose vinegar in...I NEED suggestions NOW! ! !
November 16, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I am running out of 1 quart plastic ziplock bags to store my loose vinegar in...I NEED suggestions NOW! ! !
Listen man, I would take showers if I could! But right now, I need a place to store my excess glue, and that takes priority! If you have a better idea for where to put it, or a different tub you'd like to give me, then let me know, but otherwise quit your complainin! ! !
November 16, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Listen man, I would take showers if I could! But right now, I need a place to store my excess glue, and that takes priority! If you have a better idea for where to put it, or a different tub you'd like to give me, then let me know, but otherwise quit your complainin! ! !
Sometimes when I am perusing the Dreadful Wastes I happen upon a singular noodle of Becheesed Macaroni...always remember to be yourself, and never give up...
November 16, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Sometimes when I am perusing the Dreadful Wastes I happen upon a singular noodle of Becheesed Macaroni...always remember to be yourself, and never give up...
He came to me from the sky, like an angel of god...the nyan cat...
November 16, 2024 at 6:38 PM
He came to me from the sky, like an angel of god...the nyan cat...
I'm Big Boinkgus
November 16, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I'm Big Boinkgus
Darn! My Huge Floppy Shoes, which flop about wildly every time I dare take a step, appear to be greatly Hindering my Movements...
November 16, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Darn! My Huge Floppy Shoes, which flop about wildly every time I dare take a step, appear to be greatly Hindering my Movements...
I MYSELF am a piece of social commentary. This sick and twisted creature you see before you is a product of the modern era...and it likes to EAT PAPER! ! !
November 16, 2024 at 6:36 PM
I MYSELF am a piece of social commentary. This sick and twisted creature you see before you is a product of the modern era...and it likes to EAT PAPER! ! !
The tambourines which are assembled in a triangular formation inside my Brain Space and which are constantly bouncing sound waves off of each other are now rapidly undergoing mitosis and forming the Ultimate Tambourine Matrix #wow
November 16, 2024 at 6:34 PM
The tambourines which are assembled in a triangular formation inside my Brain Space and which are constantly bouncing sound waves off of each other are now rapidly undergoing mitosis and forming the Ultimate Tambourine Matrix #wow
Great news! Jeff Bezos says that if I give him one of my Useless Fucking Kidneys, he'll give me a Large and Deadly Sword to commit Dastardly crimes with! ! !
November 16, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Great news! Jeff Bezos says that if I give him one of my Useless Fucking Kidneys, he'll give me a Large and Deadly Sword to commit Dastardly crimes with! ! !