STAR MAN
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Ever done the Florida man game? You type ‘Florida man’ and your birthday into Google and see what comes up.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Ever done the Florida man game? You type ‘Florida man’ and your birthday into Google and see what comes up.
Dirty bastard. Sit on my face slut.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Dirty bastard. Sit on my face slut.
Moon sliver over the park.
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Moon sliver over the park.
Dog, pub, glow. Sunday.
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dog, pub, glow. Sunday.
Fucking dog literally hauling me to the pub.
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Fucking dog literally hauling me to the pub.
Don’t forget to wipe yer nozzle down if you’ve been frothing up a lot of milk this morning.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Don’t forget to wipe yer nozzle down if you’ve been frothing up a lot of milk this morning.
Smell my beans babe. Go on, sniff it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Smell my beans babe. Go on, sniff it.
Rocket and dill from the garden. Which by coincidence is also the name of my bleep tech folktronica band.
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Rocket and dill from the garden. Which by coincidence is also the name of my bleep tech folktronica band.
It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under
It’s a bit under cos I only had a little
Bit and most is for next week. Really nice though.
Bit and most is for next week. Really nice though.
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It’s a bit under cos I only had a little
Bit and most is for next week. Really nice though.
Bit and most is for next week. Really nice though.
Well it’s made in Dublin and bought from Sainsbury’s and it’s a bit of a cheat but still does the trick.
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Well it’s made in Dublin and bought from Sainsbury’s and it’s a bit of a cheat but still does the trick.
Slutty cauliflower cheese for tea!
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Slutty cauliflower cheese for tea!
I’ve made a fuckin imperial fuckgallon of cheese sauce with a teasooon of french mustard to set it off on the tongue. Mwah!
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I’ve made a fuckin imperial fuckgallon of cheese sauce with a teasooon of french mustard to set it off on the tongue. Mwah!
Slobber, slobber, slobber.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Slobber, slobber, slobber.
We’ve done our stretches and warmed up. Me and Mary Puppins are watching Strictly Blackpool Special!
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We’ve done our stretches and warmed up. Me and Mary Puppins are watching Strictly Blackpool Special!
This is a split second before I burst into a full funk grand jeté. I live for the dance. #ShakeItShakeIt
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is a split second before I burst into a full funk grand jeté. I live for the dance. #ShakeItShakeIt
Drawn the curtains and put the heating on. This is a dirty little bastard. Yum. Saturday tea time.
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Drawn the curtains and put the heating on. This is a dirty little bastard. Yum. Saturday tea time.
My fave. A happy accident at the end of a roll. Burnout.
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My fave. A happy accident at the end of a roll. Burnout.
Picked some photos up from the developers today. My old Leica sure takes some pretty pics.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Picked some photos up from the developers today. My old Leica sure takes some pretty pics.
A warm homecoming from the knob end.
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A warm homecoming from the knob end.
This is pretty good if you’re interested in that sort of thing.
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is pretty good if you’re interested in that sort of thing.
Just slipped in the Coach for a swift one. It really is like stepping back into my 20s when I come in here. Exactly the same apart from there’s no smoke anymore. Boooo!
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Just slipped in the Coach for a swift one. It really is like stepping back into my 20s when I come in here. Exactly the same apart from there’s no smoke anymore. Boooo!