— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ
@starlightsaviour.protects.earth
✱ just one more attack, and i'll unleash
my 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲...
✱ think you're ready for it?
✱ for your sake, i hope the answer is yes.
✱ 'cuz i don't know how to turn this off.
✱ just one more attack, and i'll unleash
my 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲...
✱ think you're ready for it?
✱ for your sake, i hope the answer is yes.
✱ 'cuz i don't know how to turn this off.
* hm. i think it says. . .
* . . . i need to keep practicing my breakdancing.
* . . . i need to keep practicing my breakdancing.
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
* hm. i think it says. . .
* . . . i need to keep practicing my breakdancing.
* . . . i need to keep practicing my breakdancing.
* i know, right? kinda inspirational, if we're being honest.
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
* i know, right? kinda inspirational, if we're being honest.
* yeah. like breakdancing on television.
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
* yeah. like breakdancing on television.
* yeah buddy ?
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
* yeah buddy ?
* . . . well, i don't think you can read the back of him.
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
* . . . well, i don't think you can read the back of him.
* . . . are we talking about the book or the skeleton?
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
* . . . are we talking about the book or the skeleton?
] youStill keep disappearing !!!!
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
] youStill keep disappearing !!!!
* c'mon. at least read the back of it first.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
* c'mon. at least read the back of it first.
* you never know. it's not good to judge a book by its cover.
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
* you never know. it's not good to judge a book by its cover.
] i can't do this bit because i have to change my pfp temporarily and you're asleep. so
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
] i can't do this bit because i have to change my pfp temporarily and you're asleep. so
* i know, right? it's like he's always just out of reach in the next room over.
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
* i know, right? it's like he's always just out of reach in the next room over.
* ( wow. y'know, i probably should've seen this coming. i mean. . . i have a secret identity myself. )
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
* ( wow. y'know, i probably should've seen this coming. i mean. . . i have a secret identity myself. )
* ( crossbones peers at the tv. )
* . . . huh. hey, he's pretty good at that.
* ( sans trips over himself and has to start his dance over. )
* . . . huh. hey, he's pretty good at that.
* ( sans trips over himself and has to start his dance over. )
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
* ( crossbones peers at the tv. )
* . . . huh. hey, he's pretty good at that.
* ( sans trips over himself and has to start his dance over. )
* . . . huh. hey, he's pretty good at that.
* ( sans trips over himself and has to start his dance over. )
* ( gee. . . that's pretty special. are you absolutely certain? )
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
* ( gee. . . that's pretty special. are you absolutely certain? )
* ( the tv flicks on to the news channel. a reporter is speaking. )
* ( the camera keeps trying to subtly pan away from sans, who is breakdancing in the background. )
* ( the camera keeps trying to subtly pan away from sans, who is breakdancing in the background. )
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
* ( the tv flicks on to the news channel. a reporter is speaking. )
* ( the camera keeps trying to subtly pan away from sans, who is breakdancing in the background. )
* ( the camera keeps trying to subtly pan away from sans, who is breakdancing in the background. )
* ( well, shucks. it's no easy task, but someone's gotta do it. )
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
* ( well, shucks. it's no easy task, but someone's gotta do it. )
* ( crossbones pauses between bites. )
* say. . . would you mind turning on the tv?
* i lost the remote. haven't been able to find it. you'll have to press the button.
* say. . . would you mind turning on the tv?
* i lost the remote. haven't been able to find it. you'll have to press the button.
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
* ( crossbones pauses between bites. )
* say. . . would you mind turning on the tv?
* i lost the remote. haven't been able to find it. you'll have to press the button.
* say. . . would you mind turning on the tv?
* i lost the remote. haven't been able to find it. you'll have to press the button.
* ( . . . crossbones peeks one eye open. )
* whoops, sorry. did you say something?
* whoops, sorry. did you say something?
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
* ( . . . crossbones peeks one eye open. )
* whoops, sorry. did you say something?
* whoops, sorry. did you say something?
* ( eating at, like, a normal pace. )
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
* ( eating at, like, a normal pace. )
* ( . . . )
* ( crossbones has dozed off over the course of that sentence. )
* ( crossbones has dozed off over the course of that sentence. )
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
* ( . . . )
* ( crossbones has dozed off over the course of that sentence. )
* ( crossbones has dozed off over the course of that sentence. )
* ( grin. of course. )
* welp. let's dig in.
* welp. let's dig in.
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
* ( grin. of course. )
* welp. let's dig in.
* welp. let's dig in.
* hey. you're infringing on my brand.
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
* hey. you're infringing on my brand.
* ( it sure is a good thing we're both fast asleep. )
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
* ( it sure is a good thing we're both fast asleep. )