Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)
@starfleet-hr.mabs.dk
Starfleet Sapient Resources, at your service.
Parody account - run by https://bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis.
Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
Parody account - run by https://bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis.
Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
No, DTI already looked into that.
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
No, DTI already looked into that.
Pay attention?
a man with a beard says it never happened in a gif
ALT: a man with a beard says it never happened in a gif
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Pay attention?
Did you send or receive an 🍆 this time?
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Did you send or receive an 🍆 this time?
// I thought it was a red shirt emoji 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
// I thought it was a red shirt emoji 🤣
Sir, do you need another sensitivity course?
We covered this last time. They are Caitians, not the F word... The other F word... You know what I meant
We covered this last time. They are Caitians, not the F word... The other F word... You know what I meant
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Sir, do you need another sensitivity course?
We covered this last time. They are Caitians, not the F word... The other F word... You know what I meant
We covered this last time. They are Caitians, not the F word... The other F word... You know what I meant
I count 8 replicators. I think you missed the small portable one under the kiddy pool and the one he is sitting on.
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I count 8 replicators. I think you missed the small portable one under the kiddy pool and the one he is sitting on.
That.... sounds oddly pleasent.
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
That.... sounds oddly pleasent.
*sic* It is the one with the huge dent in it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
*sic* It is the one with the huge dent in it.
*exits
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
*exits
How? There are only two exists and one of them is a force field into SPACE.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
How? There are only two exists and one of them is a force field into SPACE.
And I keep telling you; You're an adult and you're not getting an adultier adult.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
And I keep telling you; You're an adult and you're not getting an adultier adult.
Same... it was a kick in the teeth to the show and the fans, so it would be better if it didn't exist.
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Same... it was a kick in the teeth to the show and the fans, so it would be better if it didn't exist.
Pepé Le Pew
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Pepé Le Pew
We tried getting TARDIS storage.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
We tried getting TARDIS storage.
That explains why DTI is here looking angry and confused.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
That explains why DTI is here looking angry and confused.
Not joining Sapient Resources or Department of Temporal Investigations is a good start.
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Not joining Sapient Resources or Department of Temporal Investigations is a good start.
I swear, if the wormhole aliens get angry and turn things non-linear out here...
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I swear, if the wormhole aliens get angry and turn things non-linear out here...
No, you cannot use the wormhole for garbage disposal.
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
No, you cannot use the wormhole for garbage disposal.
When the pants fell.
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When the pants fell.