Captain Poppins
@stardustpirate.bsky.social
Maz | Physical manifestation of a rogue curly fry | Theme parks, theatre, books, hockey… | Lover of space and the sea | Do your best and leave the rest to fortuosity
This job market is bleak, y’all. It’s starting to feel like there’s no light at the end of the tunnel here.
February 3, 2026 at 7:46 AM
This job market is bleak, y’all. It’s starting to feel like there’s no light at the end of the tunnel here.
Does anyone have any migraine relief tips or tricks? At this point I don’t care how insane it sounds or how weird it is I just need relief
January 29, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Does anyone have any migraine relief tips or tricks? At this point I don’t care how insane it sounds or how weird it is I just need relief
Universal Orlando people: what foods are must try and what foods are must skip?
January 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Universal Orlando people: what foods are must try and what foods are must skip?
2025 was a year of a lot of personal growth and the biggest personal growth was becoming a Sidney Crosby fan
January 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
2025 was a year of a lot of personal growth and the biggest personal growth was becoming a Sidney Crosby fan
It doesn’t really get better than this.
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
It doesn’t really get better than this.
I think in the past week I’ve had more conversations about how America would be better if we had better train infrastructure than anything else
December 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I think in the past week I’ve had more conversations about how America would be better if we had better train infrastructure than anything else
I think in the past week I’ve had more conversations about how America would be better if we had better train infrastructure than anything else
December 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I think in the past week I’ve had more conversations about how America would be better if we had better train infrastructure than anything else
This picture was taken 5/17/17. I so vividly remember standing in front of Everest hyping myself to get in line and then chickening out
December 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
This picture was taken 5/17/17. I so vividly remember standing in front of Everest hyping myself to get in line and then chickening out
Impossible to overstate the significance of this
20 years ago tonight, Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell enjoyed a Lazy Sunday:
Lazy Sunday - SNL Digital Short
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Impossible to overstate the significance of this
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Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
December 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
It really pisses me off that everyone I’ve seen reporting on this so far frames it as “skipping long lines” and not “waiting outside a traditional queue.” It’s a key factor of the program and the “skip the line” phrasing is what makes people who don’t understand it so mad about accessibility
Changes that Disney made to a popular program that lets qualifying disabled people skip long lines at its California and Florida theme parks are too restrictive, disabled fans contend in a federal lawsuit and shareholder proposal that seek to expand eligibility. https://to.pbs.org/4iIy54N
Disney changed the disability policies for their parks. Here's what to know
The battle over who can skip long lines on popular rides because of their disabilities marks the latest struggle by Disney to accommodate disabled visitors while cracking down on past abuses. But some...
www.pbs.org
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It really pisses me off that everyone I’ve seen reporting on this so far frames it as “skipping long lines” and not “waiting outside a traditional queue.” It’s a key factor of the program and the “skip the line” phrasing is what makes people who don’t understand it so mad about accessibility
Currently thinking about how I’d do just about anything for this right now
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Currently thinking about how I’d do just about anything for this right now
um. hm.
Trump: "They don't laugh at us anymore. They respect us now, again. And that's what we want. We want to be liked. We want to be respected much more so than being liked. And you know in a certain way they like us better now too. Because the world was ripping off our country. Not sustainable."
November 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
um. hm.
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Rocketman is everything a movie musical biopic should be
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Rocketman is everything a movie musical biopic should be
Incredibly sad news. Sister Jean’s impact cannot be accurately expressed with words
Loyola University Chicago is greatly saddened to confirm the death of Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, BVM. This is a tremendous loss of someone who touched the lives of so many people. We appreciate everyone’s thoughts & prayers during this difficult time. For more information: https://bit.ly/4o7eIUk
October 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Incredibly sad news. Sister Jean’s impact cannot be accurately expressed with words
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Trump: "The Trump administration is focused on creating jobs and bringing down prices."
October 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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The single most horrifying public restroom I’ve ever been in was in a Steak ‘n Shake, words fail to accurately describe the level of disgust I felt for the 30 seconds I was in there. This was 8 years ago but the stench is still burned into my nostrils. The gas station down the road was much cleaner.
Steak 'n Shake to install 'tallest and biggest' American flags at all restaurants
Steak 'n Shake to install 'tallest and biggest' American flags at all restaurants
In a bid to "proudly support American values and traditions," Steak 'n Shake announced plans to install U.S. flags at all national locations.
bit.ly
October 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The single most horrifying public restroom I’ve ever been in was in a Steak ‘n Shake, words fail to accurately describe the level of disgust I felt for the 30 seconds I was in there. This was 8 years ago but the stench is still burned into my nostrils. The gas station down the road was much cleaner.
My little Julie Andrews birthday movie marathon:
- The Princess Diaries
- The Princess Diaries 2
- The Sound of Music
- Mary Poppins
- The Princess Diaries
- The Princess Diaries 2
- The Sound of Music
- Mary Poppins
October 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
My little Julie Andrews birthday movie marathon:
- The Princess Diaries
- The Princess Diaries 2
- The Sound of Music
- Mary Poppins
- The Princess Diaries
- The Princess Diaries 2
- The Sound of Music
- Mary Poppins
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Just a friendly reminder that REGULAR SEASON HOCKEY RETURNS THIS MONTH!!!!!!!
October 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Just a friendly reminder that REGULAR SEASON HOCKEY RETURNS THIS MONTH!!!!!!!
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Let’s appreciate Expedition Everest. And me for taking my camera on that coaster.
September 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Let’s appreciate Expedition Everest. And me for taking my camera on that coaster.
This press conference would be very funny if there weren’t millions of people nationwide taking it so seriously
September 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This press conference would be very funny if there weren’t millions of people nationwide taking it so seriously
It is, though
Trump: "When 97% of the stories are bad about a person, that's no longer free speech."
September 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It is, though
Jenn Colella performs “Everybody Says Don’t” from ANYONE CAN WHISTLE
YouTube video by MCCTheater
youtu.be
September 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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‘KPop Demon Hunters’ has now surpassed 200 MILLION views on Netflix.
The film needs 20.4 million more views to surpass ‘Red Notice’ on Netflix to become the #1 most-watched original movie of ALL TIME on the platform.
The film needs 20.4 million more views to surpass ‘Red Notice’ on Netflix to become the #1 most-watched original movie of ALL TIME on the platform.
August 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
‘KPop Demon Hunters’ has now surpassed 200 MILLION views on Netflix.
The film needs 20.4 million more views to surpass ‘Red Notice’ on Netflix to become the #1 most-watched original movie of ALL TIME on the platform.
The film needs 20.4 million more views to surpass ‘Red Notice’ on Netflix to become the #1 most-watched original movie of ALL TIME on the platform.