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🎄Star tree topper 🎄
@starcurl.bsky.social
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Darkly inclined. An anomaly. She/Her. Woke AF. Always show me your pet photos.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Scribbled something on the shopping list and accidentally did my nicest ever writing
Lined paper with ‘jam’ written
December 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Christmas earrings
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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@misspeg.bsky.social the cream on her neck is the one I was talking about 🥰
December 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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A good haul. Books! Tiny light up houses! Cat socks!
December 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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PRESENTS
December 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Finally, a quick myth buster- that episode of Friends, the holiday armadillo? NOT A THING. Literally was just a joke in that episode and is in no way based on anything real. And I (being humourless) don’t find people yelling it at me funny.
December 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Any Hebrew/Yiddish word with a ch has the same pronunciation, which is not like chair or church. The closest pronunciation is the ch at the end of ‘loch’. Kind of a back of the throat noise.
The most accurate spelling is Chanukah. I have OPINIONS about its use, especially in the uk
December 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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A tiny story
Kris hates his job. Hates it with a passion. Hates it so much, that some days, it makes him want to tear his beard out in frustration. He hates every aspect of it. He especially hates that, as the 'big boss', which is what his staff call him, he never gets a day off. Not one. In as long as he can remember, he has never had a day off sick. Never had a holiday. No. He's at it 365 (or 366) days a year. From dusk til dawn. The customers expect it of him. Not that they're grateful. He doesn't want it to be this way. He would love for someone else to take over. Even for a year would be nice. He could see a bit of the world. Get some sun on his bones. But no-one ever volunteers. Oh no. They all just expect it to happen around them. The customers know he runs the show, and would hold him accountable if it all went belly up. Which it inevitably would if he left any of the little people in charge. Even just for a day or two. Then they'd stop using him. And who knows what would happen then? To him, or the workers. So, like always, Kris sighs, and heads off to get ready. He struggles into his suit, which has grown snugger round the middle over the last few years. He daren't ask the Mrs to make him a new one though. Not after the debacle of years ago, when he had to change the colour to make sure he was still recognised. She was furious, particularly because red is not his colour, apparently. Something to do with making his already rosy cheeks more prominent. The old blue used to bring out his twinkly eyes, she'd said. Dressed, he stomps down to the garage to get the delivery vehicle warmed up. It's been loaded up for him, so at least the workers are useful for something. He settles into his seat, adjusts his hat, clears his throat, and, with a flick of his wrist, sets off. As he disappears into the distance, there is the echo of his voice Most wonderful time of the year. My eye!'
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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POV
Berry sitting on my knee as close as she can to the chocolate pudding I’m holding and LOOKING at me
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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IT IS TIME (Chanukah starts tomorrow night)
cc @piratito.com
Front view of my Christmas jumper. As you look at it, the right half is yellow with menorahs and dreidles. The left half is a traditional green and red Christmas jumper with gingerbread men. The jumper as a whole looks like a cardigan over a white shirt at tie. The tie is also half in half Back view of the jumper
December 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Here for this, sounds perfect
Screenshot of a post: ... I married my wife on Halloween in 2021. We're platonic. We had been friends for awhile, it was the middle of the pandemic, and we got to talking. Neither of us had had romantic relationships with either gender work out. We wanted the same future. She had great insurance, I have a great personality. She proposes with a candy ring, I said yes and ate it. It's been 3 years. We have a house in northern Wisconsin, 2 cars, 6 cats, 2 dogs, and a BABY. We had a baby girl in February. We go out for brunch on Sunday mornings. We have so many couple friends and single friends. We go to each other's work parties. We attend weddings and funerals. We have our ups and downs. We have our fights and our makeups. This is a marriage in every sense of the word. We're just two women. And we're not having sex with each other. Honestly, not having to maintain that part if the relationship is a big reason why it's even working. That and we have a similar level of cleanliness.
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Pardon??
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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If you were planning to propose to me, this ring is the one I want please
An art deco style, gold ring. The centre stone is a baguette cut diamond. There are 8 small emeralds, and two smaller diamonds
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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First mince pie of the year. Aldi, very nice
A mince pie with a totally ladylike and not at all huge bite taken out
December 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Got a new mate
My arm with a ladybird walking up it
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Tree up. Took hours
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Must be something in the air. Or the planets.
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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My Christmas bedding dyes my face blue, despite having being washed several times. So I’m looking at new, but can’t decide… opinions please
Off white bedding with presents of all shapes and sizes, mostly in green, red, and gold Dark green bedding with rows of houses, shops etc, snow in the ground and festive decorations on the houses
December 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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That bit of duvet ought to be flipped over and covering my feet
A tortoiseshell cat, laying on a duvet. The cover is white with small black stars. The cat is looking at me, giving zero shits
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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This is nice
Tesco finest Black Forest Wensleydale
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Christmas jumper? Don’t mind if I do
A plain black sweatshirt with a leopard print Christmas tree on
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Berry drew me a picture
Cat food leftovers in a square dish, in the shape of two eyes and a smiling mouth
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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LOOK WHAT IVE GOT (our best photo ever)
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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This is not surprising
A word cloud, the most prominent words being fucking, fuck, and bloody 😂
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM