Stan Marsh
@stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social
Hey guys, it's me, Stan Marsh!
I live in South Park with my four friends, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny before my asshole of a dad forced me to move into a weed farm which I hated living in, but I've moved back now.
I live in South Park with my four friends, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny before my asshole of a dad forced me to move into a weed farm which I hated living in, but I've moved back now.
Oh dude, that doesn't sound good.
December 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh dude, that doesn't sound good.
My dad recently went to see a therapist and he's on a slow mental recovery right now.
December 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My dad recently went to see a therapist and he's on a slow mental recovery right now.
Guess that makes sense.
December 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Guess that makes sense.
Don't ask me why, I don't even know unborn babies could hang themselves.
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Don't ask me why, I don't even know unborn babies could hang themselves.
It hung itself.
December 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It hung itself.
Well, we all grew up and lots of new students came overtime. Like, we never saw kids like Clyde, Tolkien or Bebe when we were preschoolers.
December 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Well, we all grew up and lots of new students came overtime. Like, we never saw kids like Clyde, Tolkien or Bebe when we were preschoolers.
[he laughs] It’s so great to be back.
December 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
[he laughs] It’s so great to be back.
That was back when we were all in preschool. Back then it was just me, you, Cartman, Kenny, Butters and Wendy. A lot of other students had come to our school since we all grew up.
December 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
That was back when we were all in preschool. Back then it was just me, you, Cartman, Kenny, Butters and Wendy. A lot of other students had come to our school since we all grew up.
Thanks Butters.
December 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Thanks Butters.
[Stan hesitates for a bit, before asking in an uncomfortable manner] L-Like what?
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
[Stan hesitates for a bit, before asking in an uncomfortable manner] L-Like what?
It feels great! I haven't felt this happy in a long time.
December 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It feels great! I haven't felt this happy in a long time.
Jeez, that's fucked up right there.
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Jeez, that's fucked up right there.
Yep, it’s been ages since me and the boys were together.
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Yep, it’s been ages since me and the boys were together.
Well, if you're sure about that, I'd respect it.
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Well, if you're sure about that, I'd respect it.
Yeah, you're right.
December 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, that makes sense. I was only wondering that because apart from Butters, we were exactly the nicest to you. I mean you still remember how we treated you during that snow day we had last year.
December 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Yeah, that makes sense. I was only wondering that because apart from Butters, we were exactly the nicest to you. I mean you still remember how we treated you during that snow day we had last year.
Is there a reason why you wanted to join us, Andy?
December 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Is there a reason why you wanted to join us, Andy?
I just hope so.
December 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I just hope so.
Cartman will be here too.
December 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Cartman will be here too.
Well said, Andy. Well said.
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Well said, Andy. Well said.
Well, that's cool. I wonder what we should give Satan as his Christmas gift?
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Well, that's cool. I wonder what we should give Satan as his Christmas gift?
Wait, you already know?
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wait, you already know?
Butters, you may think Satan is evil because he's the Prince of Darkness, but he's actually a nice guy who's gone through so much like... just like me and you had.
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Butters, you may think Satan is evil because he's the Prince of Darkness, but he's actually a nice guy who's gone through so much like... just like me and you had.
Thanks, Butters. Though I do still feel bad for Satan. All he wanted was for his butt baby to be born, but all those Power-Christian pricks wanted it dead.
December 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Thanks, Butters. Though I do still feel bad for Satan. All he wanted was for his butt baby to be born, but all those Power-Christian pricks wanted it dead.