Stanley Peet (PARODY)
@stanpeet.bsky.social
hey avocad-bros!
RAN BY @vanta526.bsky.social
RAN BY @vanta526.bsky.social
Pinned
// dnis on the main account apply here too
yeah, maybe you are one
lately I've been trying to mimic stanley's lines once he says them
am I a parrot or something XD
am I a parrot or something XD
January 19, 2026 at 4:19 AM
yeah, maybe you are one
I think Gooch likes slapstick. I dunno, just a hunch
January 19, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I think Gooch likes slapstick. I dunno, just a hunch
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sorry i was just trying to say hi but my fingers were covered in sweat
sometimes I forget i sweat all the time
sometimes I forget i sweat all the time
December 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
sorry i was just trying to say hi but my fingers were covered in sweat
sometimes I forget i sweat all the time
sometimes I forget i sweat all the time
My hands were wet on account of my constant sweating so after this I had to put on gloves just to POST FOR GOODNESS SAKE
I’m h uh you I Ohioan if gor life live v I malaria
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 AM
My hands were wet on account of my constant sweating so after this I had to put on gloves just to POST FOR GOODNESS SAKE
I think the live feature was kinda unnecessary, bros
January 16, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I think the live feature was kinda unnecessary, bros
THIS VANTA GUY GOT ME MESSED UP
I NEED TO JNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE DRY FOR ONCE
I NEED TO JNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE DRY FOR ONCE
January 16, 2026 at 6:07 AM
THIS VANTA GUY GOT ME MESSED UP
I NEED TO JNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE DRY FOR ONCE
I NEED TO JNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE DRY FOR ONCE
how do I stop sweating
January 16, 2026 at 6:04 AM
how do I stop sweating
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I believe that non-sweaty Stanley’s hair would be kinda fluffy
January 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I believe that non-sweaty Stanley’s hair would be kinda fluffy
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yes neo as in spamton spamton is gonna steal your wives wake up people this is why we need to revolt against Ai!
/j
/j
January 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
yes neo as in spamton spamton is gonna steal your wives wake up people this is why we need to revolt against Ai!
/j
/j
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January 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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yeah, I have a limit, you know
January 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
yeah, I have a limit, you know
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not it!
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
not it!
who’s going to tell Melvin that Doopity isn’t real?
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
who’s going to tell Melvin that Doopity isn’t real?
well, you’re… kinda right. I do want to do them, but then I forget I’m in a state of perpetual sweating. you know, that’s one of the reasons why I want to stop sweating all the time.
Stanley would probably be the type of person who does armpit farts
January 8, 2026 at 5:14 PM
well, you’re… kinda right. I do want to do them, but then I forget I’m in a state of perpetual sweating. you know, that’s one of the reasons why I want to stop sweating all the time.
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If you still use this website you're giving me the ick, just say
Grok is producing ~6,700 sexually suggestive or nudified images per hour
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
January 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
If you still use this website you're giving me the ick, just say
//WAIT NO SONIC AND MARIO DESTROYED IT
//bosnia
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
//WAIT NO SONIC AND MARIO DESTROYED IT
winter break is over. At least I can see George and Harold again. They make some peak comics
January 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
winter break is over. At least I can see George and Harold again. They make some peak comics
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WE’RE SAVED!
Found out that the first 2 seasons of Captain underpants is coming to peacock
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
WE’RE SAVED!
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sorry for not posting a lot today avocad-bros
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
sorry for not posting a lot today avocad-bros
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How can they know the Weather without TV!?!? Hahahaha!! What? Apps? What... What are those!? Everything's changing so fast...
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
How can they know the Weather without TV!?!? Hahahaha!! What? Apps? What... What are those!? Everything's changing so fast...
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Oh no! So many Google Balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Oh no! So many Google Balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?
what is Google balls
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
what is Google balls
sorry for not posting a lot today avocad-bros
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
sorry for not posting a lot today avocad-bros