stanhedonia
@stanhedonia.bsky.social
(Includes some satire)
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JRR Tolkien writing this headline:
Former Down Bad school bus driver...
Former Down Bad school bus driver...
January 20, 2026 at 6:08 PM
JRR Tolkien writing this headline:
Former Down Bad school bus driver...
Former Down Bad school bus driver...
Reposted by stanhedonia
More and more often I see the Internet as a terribly flattening place for art, language and humor. I suspect this effect has worsened throughout the last six or seven years.
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
More and more often I see the Internet as a terribly flattening place for art, language and humor. I suspect this effect has worsened throughout the last six or seven years.
Social media is paradoxical because it can radicalize people into bigotry, but it can also be a haven from real-world bigotry. It can lead to social isolation, but it can be a refuge from social isolation. Overuse can cause mental illness, but it can also give resources to learn about mental illness
January 20, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Social media is paradoxical because it can radicalize people into bigotry, but it can also be a haven from real-world bigotry. It can lead to social isolation, but it can be a refuge from social isolation. Overuse can cause mental illness, but it can also give resources to learn about mental illness
I contain multitudes. That's the problem. I need to let them out
January 19, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I contain multitudes. That's the problem. I need to let them out
ABOLISH CARS
BRING BACK THE DRAFT
REPLACE THE PROCESS OF HIRING POLICE WITH A SYSTEM LIKE JURY DUTY
BEING BACK TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES SO WE CAN GUT THEM FOR SPARE PARTS
WORSHIP NATURE AS A GOD
GET LESS POLITICALLY CORRECT
GET MORE WOKE
KILL -1 YEAR OLDS INSTEAD OF 1 YEAR OLDS
BUY A GUN
BRING BACK THE DRAFT
REPLACE THE PROCESS OF HIRING POLICE WITH A SYSTEM LIKE JURY DUTY
BEING BACK TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES SO WE CAN GUT THEM FOR SPARE PARTS
WORSHIP NATURE AS A GOD
GET LESS POLITICALLY CORRECT
GET MORE WOKE
KILL -1 YEAR OLDS INSTEAD OF 1 YEAR OLDS
BUY A GUN
January 19, 2026 at 8:02 PM
ABOLISH CARS
BRING BACK THE DRAFT
REPLACE THE PROCESS OF HIRING POLICE WITH A SYSTEM LIKE JURY DUTY
BEING BACK TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES SO WE CAN GUT THEM FOR SPARE PARTS
WORSHIP NATURE AS A GOD
GET LESS POLITICALLY CORRECT
GET MORE WOKE
KILL -1 YEAR OLDS INSTEAD OF 1 YEAR OLDS
BUY A GUN
BRING BACK THE DRAFT
REPLACE THE PROCESS OF HIRING POLICE WITH A SYSTEM LIKE JURY DUTY
BEING BACK TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES SO WE CAN GUT THEM FOR SPARE PARTS
WORSHIP NATURE AS A GOD
GET LESS POLITICALLY CORRECT
GET MORE WOKE
KILL -1 YEAR OLDS INSTEAD OF 1 YEAR OLDS
BUY A GUN
I yearn for communism
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I yearn for communism
It's crazy that I felt old and like my life was over at age 15 since I was so nostalgic for my perceived glory days at age 10. Unlike now that I'm in my 20s, when my life is actually over and I'm truly past my prime 😔
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
It's crazy that I felt old and like my life was over at age 15 since I was so nostalgic for my perceived glory days at age 10. Unlike now that I'm in my 20s, when my life is actually over and I'm truly past my prime 😔
Why do those two guys from Genesis have like 4 first names between the two of them
January 16, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Why do those two guys from Genesis have like 4 first names between the two of them
You gotta be kidding me
January 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
You gotta be kidding me
Stumbled upon something wonderful
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Stumbled upon something wonderful
nah lil bro thinks he can beat the market 🤣🤣🤣 homie doesn't even know the efficient market hypothesis 🤣🤣🤣 lil dude's REALLY never seen the face of the market in their dreams and it's an inhuman featureless mask that lures people to a sinister fate in the name of the clattering-steel god 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok bud
January 10, 2026 at 9:35 AM
nah lil bro thinks he can beat the market 🤣🤣🤣 homie doesn't even know the efficient market hypothesis 🤣🤣🤣 lil dude's REALLY never seen the face of the market in their dreams and it's an inhuman featureless mask that lures people to a sinister fate in the name of the clattering-steel god 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok bud
Yep... 😎 I'm thinking it's gamin' time 😏
January 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Yep... 😎 I'm thinking it's gamin' time 😏
Robert Heinlein is probably turning in his grave knowing his word is being used by a loser to create child porn instead of being used by a cool stylish guy to create child porn
January 9, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Robert Heinlein is probably turning in his grave knowing his word is being used by a loser to create child porn instead of being used by a cool stylish guy to create child porn
The idea of police is that we train some people to be better at dealing with dangerous conflicts and protecting people than the average person is, so they can take care of such things. It defeats the point if the police are worse than the average person, more evil, more irrational, less composed.
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 AM
The idea of police is that we train some people to be better at dealing with dangerous conflicts and protecting people than the average person is, so they can take care of such things. It defeats the point if the police are worse than the average person, more evil, more irrational, less composed.
Oh-oh say can you pee
By the dawn's early light?
Probably not a good idea
By the dawn's early light?
Probably not a good idea
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Oh-oh say can you pee
By the dawn's early light?
Probably not a good idea
By the dawn's early light?
Probably not a good idea
Has preschool gone woke? Apparently they're teaching my child that "sharing is caring" instead of to have a self-sufficiency grindset. They're teaching him "don't judge people based on who they are on the outside, care about who they are on the inside" which seems like trans ideology propaganda.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Has preschool gone woke? Apparently they're teaching my child that "sharing is caring" instead of to have a self-sufficiency grindset. They're teaching him "don't judge people based on who they are on the outside, care about who they are on the inside" which seems like trans ideology propaganda.
Me when I upload my brain to the computer at age 90: "Thank god, now I can do all the things I failed to do in life."
AI-me, perfectly replicating my cognition after I'm dead: "Do I want to finish my short story collection? Nah I'd rather listen to music and scroll social media right now."
AI-me, perfectly replicating my cognition after I'm dead: "Do I want to finish my short story collection? Nah I'd rather listen to music and scroll social media right now."
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Me when I upload my brain to the computer at age 90: "Thank god, now I can do all the things I failed to do in life."
AI-me, perfectly replicating my cognition after I'm dead: "Do I want to finish my short story collection? Nah I'd rather listen to music and scroll social media right now."
AI-me, perfectly replicating my cognition after I'm dead: "Do I want to finish my short story collection? Nah I'd rather listen to music and scroll social media right now."
Damn really? That's crazy
January 2, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Damn really? That's crazy
Bi people are always doing stuff like this... 🙄
January 2, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Bi people are always doing stuff like this... 🙄
Having an autistic child must be so stressful. Like, you've gotta be constantly making sure the stuff you show them is good or else they might develop a special interest for something that sucks and have to carry that burden for the rest of their life
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Having an autistic child must be so stressful. Like, you've gotta be constantly making sure the stuff you show them is good or else they might develop a special interest for something that sucks and have to carry that burden for the rest of their life
Hyperbolic Sine the Slumbering Dragon
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hyperbolic Sine the Slumbering Dragon
Did anyone else see what the Mountain Goats ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky?
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Did anyone else see what the Mountain Goats ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky?
Was this AI ad written by AI
December 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Was this AI ad written by AI