A Very Stable Milking Stool
@stablemilkingstool.co.uk
I'm Pleasant.
I'm *THE* STOOL. From Twitter.
You all used to Love me.
https://patreon.com/VeryStableMilkingStool
I'm *THE* STOOL. From Twitter.
You all used to Love me.
https://patreon.com/VeryStableMilkingStool
Locked and Loaded.
Bring it.
I'm not taking prisoners, MitherFicker!
😜
Bring it.
I'm not taking prisoners, MitherFicker!
😜
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Locked and Loaded.
Bring it.
I'm not taking prisoners, MitherFicker!
😜
Bring it.
I'm not taking prisoners, MitherFicker!
😜
FFS.
Socks 😂
Type your phone number in here and I will do the rest .
Or... Ignore. Because socks
Your choice.
It will mean that we share our phone numbers, and that I will potentially see you socks
Totally. Your. Decision.
Socks 😂
Type your phone number in here and I will do the rest .
Or... Ignore. Because socks
Your choice.
It will mean that we share our phone numbers, and that I will potentially see you socks
Totally. Your. Decision.
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
FFS.
Socks 😂
Type your phone number in here and I will do the rest .
Or... Ignore. Because socks
Your choice.
It will mean that we share our phone numbers, and that I will potentially see you socks
Totally. Your. Decision.
Socks 😂
Type your phone number in here and I will do the rest .
Or... Ignore. Because socks
Your choice.
It will mean that we share our phone numbers, and that I will potentially see you socks
Totally. Your. Decision.
Put me on your WhatsApp because I think I now remember things that should not be said.
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Put me on your WhatsApp because I think I now remember things that should not be said.
😂
No, Alfred, I'm compus mentis sitting here in my submarine.
No, Alfred, I'm compus mentis sitting here in my submarine.
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
😂
No, Alfred, I'm compus mentis sitting here in my submarine.
No, Alfred, I'm compus mentis sitting here in my submarine.
Last week I declared war on LIDL.
🤦♀️
🤦♀️
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Last week I declared war on LIDL.
🤦♀️
🤦♀️
Remember when people had "Hitler Derangement Syndrome"?
Yeah. That worked out well.
The "TDS" term was invented by Sean Hannity of FOX News back in 2016.
They *NEVER* have anything new or remotely clever in their lies.
It so fucking tedious.
Yeah. That worked out well.
The "TDS" term was invented by Sean Hannity of FOX News back in 2016.
They *NEVER* have anything new or remotely clever in their lies.
It so fucking tedious.
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Remember when people had "Hitler Derangement Syndrome"?
Yeah. That worked out well.
The "TDS" term was invented by Sean Hannity of FOX News back in 2016.
They *NEVER* have anything new or remotely clever in their lies.
It so fucking tedious.
Yeah. That worked out well.
The "TDS" term was invented by Sean Hannity of FOX News back in 2016.
They *NEVER* have anything new or remotely clever in their lies.
It so fucking tedious.
Lightbulb Moment 💡
"Socks" 😂
It took me a while but, eventually, I got there 🤦♀️
🍿🍿🍿
"Socks" 😂
It took me a while but, eventually, I got there 🤦♀️
🍿🍿🍿
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Lightbulb Moment 💡
"Socks" 😂
It took me a while but, eventually, I got there 🤦♀️
🍿🍿🍿
"Socks" 😂
It took me a while but, eventually, I got there 🤦♀️
🍿🍿🍿
Vegetables are good and SeXy.
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Vegetables are good and SeXy.
Is this where you ask me for my bank account details because I'm owed 3 gazillionty dollars? 😜
I'm not falling for that one again.
Maybe.
I'm not falling for that one again.
Maybe.
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Is this where you ask me for my bank account details because I'm owed 3 gazillionty dollars? 😜
I'm not falling for that one again.
Maybe.
I'm not falling for that one again.
Maybe.
Reposted by A Very Stable Milking Stool
I think (?) I've just remembered who you are
You were very good at giving me clues.
Or... Were you?
🤔
You were very good at giving me clues.
Or... Were you?
🤔
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I think (?) I've just remembered who you are
You were very good at giving me clues.
Or... Were you?
🤔
You were very good at giving me clues.
Or... Were you?
🤔
You are an absolute star.
Please don't freeze
I'm shit and useless, can't help you.
. Unless you have access to a submarine.
I have a cunning plan.
Please don't freeze
I'm shit and useless, can't help you.
. Unless you have access to a submarine.
I have a cunning plan.
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
You are an absolute star.
Please don't freeze
I'm shit and useless, can't help you.
. Unless you have access to a submarine.
I have a cunning plan.
Please don't freeze
I'm shit and useless, can't help you.
. Unless you have access to a submarine.
I have a cunning plan.
This is, genuinely the best conversation I've had in 3 years.
Not mocking.
Also, I'm nosey.
You will be warm enough for the next 3 months?
Not mocking.
Also, I'm nosey.
You will be warm enough for the next 3 months?
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This is, genuinely the best conversation I've had in 3 years.
Not mocking.
Also, I'm nosey.
You will be warm enough for the next 3 months?
Not mocking.
Also, I'm nosey.
You will be warm enough for the next 3 months?
share.google
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The mortuary will usually be at ground level and has esay access for hearses. It's very practical and common sense.
But that's not important right now.
✈️
But that's not important right now.
✈️
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The mortuary will usually be at ground level and has esay access for hearses. It's very practical and common sense.
But that's not important right now.
✈️
But that's not important right now.
✈️
You have a morgue in your flat.
Next to the sock cupboard.
I will vote for you
If... Do you have access to 1970s British hovercrafts?
Answer carefully.
Next to the sock cupboard.
I will vote for you
If... Do you have access to 1970s British hovercrafts?
Answer carefully.
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You have a morgue in your flat.
Next to the sock cupboard.
I will vote for you
If... Do you have access to 1970s British hovercrafts?
Answer carefully.
Next to the sock cupboard.
I will vote for you
If... Do you have access to 1970s British hovercrafts?
Answer carefully.
I loved that story!
Is there a morgue?
Is there a morgue?
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I loved that story!
Is there a morgue?
Is there a morgue?
Santa is not digital.
How very dare you!
He comes down my Chimney.
Anualy.
/Blocked /Reported
How very dare you!
He comes down my Chimney.
Anualy.
/Blocked /Reported
a coca cola truck is lit up with christmas lights at night
ALT: a coca cola truck is lit up with christmas lights at night
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Santa is not digital.
How very dare you!
He comes down my Chimney.
Anualy.
/Blocked /Reported
How very dare you!
He comes down my Chimney.
Anualy.
/Blocked /Reported
Fingers. Pies
Etc
Etc
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Fingers. Pies
Etc
Etc
Caravan/Motorhome.
I'm now officially allowed to remember who you are.
Are you doing a Xmas Tree this year?
I'm now officially allowed to remember who you are.
Are you doing a Xmas Tree this year?
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Caravan/Motorhome.
I'm now officially allowed to remember who you are.
Are you doing a Xmas Tree this year?
I'm now officially allowed to remember who you are.
Are you doing a Xmas Tree this year?