Pieces of shit, all of em!

please for the love of god tell me it’s not because people are posting unhinged fics based on the day’s events

Oh my god 😂

Never change.

*glasses

Oh and that doesn’t include luxury bones (I have separate dental insurance) or luxury organs (don’t have vision insurance bc I don’t wear classes or contacts - YET)

I want you to tell at least one German that I’m now paying $650/month for just ok health insurance. Which is CHEAPER than what I was paying before. I just want to hear their reaction.

It’s breaking my brain. In a decidedly different way than the worm is breaking his brain. Which is unfortunately different from how the “trouser snake” is breaking hers. Please get me off this timeline, how were the kids shifting timelines in 2020 maybe they were onto something oh god oh my god why

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK RIN

This has the exact same energy as Hegseth tweet about all the operation names, I know I’m right but it’s very early lol

What girls do? Flirt. Eat hot chip and lie. FLRT for girls.

nah

Awww my lil birb is Jeff (the accountant)

Big Badinky Bones shanked me in the leg at Panera Bread

I just imagine the cumulative effect of that much Malört would be something 😂

I never want to see it but I’m also surprised it hasn’t happened yet lol

Who’s pressing the bunker button?

With regard to the side piece, let me just say: BUBBA, YOUR GIRLFRIEND. WOOF.

So Trump actually hated Hillary in a messy bitch way before he hated her in a messy bitch political way and I simply I - 😂🙃