stabbing robot
@stabbingrobot.bsky.social
bleeps n bloops n goofs
maybe try not talking for five seconds, jesus christ dude
February 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
maybe try not talking for five seconds, jesus christ dude
i thought kalshi WAS a cereal
February 13, 2026 at 1:17 AM
i thought kalshi WAS a cereal
no point if you lack object permanence
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
no point if you lack object permanence
ill be rollin in my grave before i stop recognizing dominion day
February 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
ill be rollin in my grave before i stop recognizing dominion day
sure, but that linked article is satire. as mentioned in the… note at the top. i’d be interested to see a credible source.
January 25, 2026 at 7:21 AM
sure, but that linked article is satire. as mentioned in the… note at the top. i’d be interested to see a credible source.
you mean this thing that says at the top is satire?
January 25, 2026 at 7:07 AM
you mean this thing that says at the top is satire?
yeah was gonna say, they got too much goodwill outta this one
January 18, 2026 at 3:35 PM
yeah was gonna say, they got too much goodwill outta this one
todays the day/the teddy bears have/an oooooooorgy
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 PM
todays the day/the teddy bears have/an oooooooorgy
wayne coyne called me a motherfucker
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
wayne coyne called me a motherfucker
frank sobotka salutes your efforts
December 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
frank sobotka salutes your efforts
dont drag pit vipers into this
December 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
dont drag pit vipers into this
hangin with chair sniffers to own the libs or something
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
hangin with chair sniffers to own the libs or something
even better that he was talking to his watch
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
even better that he was talking to his watch
thats the autism
December 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
thats the autism