Stabatha
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Social Justice, Sarcasm, Skincare
Living in morally gray areas, wielding wit like a weapon. Sharp humor, mass chaos, pointed critique-think existential dread, meets a fat ass, add a touch of scandal. Hero? Villain? Chaotic Neutral?
It's Stabatha
Social Justice, Sarcasm, Skincare
Living in morally gray areas, wielding wit like a weapon. Sharp humor, mass chaos, pointed critique-think existential dread, meets a fat ass, add a touch of scandal. Hero? Villain? Chaotic Neutral?
It's Stabatha
I'm enjoying the best kind of Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm enjoying the best kind of Thanksgiving
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
[I probably should have fed him earlier!]
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
[I probably should have fed him earlier!]
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
[I probably should have fed him earlier!]
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
[I probably should have fed him earlier!]
It's my favorite time of the year.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It's my favorite time of the year.
That said, this is my bedroom and I've decided not to get out of bed today.
I have specially engineered an audio track that shuts my brain off, and if I don't manage to turn the sound off in the morning, I don't make it up.
I have specially engineered an audio track that shuts my brain off, and if I don't manage to turn the sound off in the morning, I don't make it up.
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
That said, this is my bedroom and I've decided not to get out of bed today.
I have specially engineered an audio track that shuts my brain off, and if I don't manage to turn the sound off in the morning, I don't make it up.
I have specially engineered an audio track that shuts my brain off, and if I don't manage to turn the sound off in the morning, I don't make it up.
I think this is appropriate. The White House and the country itself have fallen.
November 16, 2025. Photo by MANDEL NGAN /AFP via Getty Images
November 16, 2025. Photo by MANDEL NGAN /AFP via Getty Images
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I think this is appropriate. The White House and the country itself have fallen.
November 16, 2025. Photo by MANDEL NGAN /AFP via Getty Images
November 16, 2025. Photo by MANDEL NGAN /AFP via Getty Images
His sister used to come in just covered in muck with her curly hair. She loved hunting out in the storms.
Yin and Yang, exactly the same and precisely opposite. He can't stand the rain. But he dragged my bedrobe off the hook and onto the bed and now he is probably going to recover.
Yin and Yang, exactly the same and precisely opposite. He can't stand the rain. But he dragged my bedrobe off the hook and onto the bed and now he is probably going to recover.
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
His sister used to come in just covered in muck with her curly hair. She loved hunting out in the storms.
Yin and Yang, exactly the same and precisely opposite. He can't stand the rain. But he dragged my bedrobe off the hook and onto the bed and now he is probably going to recover.
Yin and Yang, exactly the same and precisely opposite. He can't stand the rain. But he dragged my bedrobe off the hook and onto the bed and now he is probably going to recover.
We have mostly recovered from the horrific ordeal.
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
We have mostly recovered from the horrific ordeal.
@govpritzker.illinois.gov Remove your lips from T's zipper or maybe you need to go too...
[Rev. Michael Woolf, faith leader and minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, detained by Illinois State Police protesting fascists at the Broadview facility in Chicago. Photo: Jim Vondruska/Reuters]
[Rev. Michael Woolf, faith leader and minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, detained by Illinois State Police protesting fascists at the Broadview facility in Chicago. Photo: Jim Vondruska/Reuters]
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov Remove your lips from T's zipper or maybe you need to go too...
[Rev. Michael Woolf, faith leader and minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, detained by Illinois State Police protesting fascists at the Broadview facility in Chicago. Photo: Jim Vondruska/Reuters]
[Rev. Michael Woolf, faith leader and minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, detained by Illinois State Police protesting fascists at the Broadview facility in Chicago. Photo: Jim Vondruska/Reuters]
These Morning Glory are very confused. 1530hrs in late Fall
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
These Morning Glory are very confused. 1530hrs in late Fall
This image is going around today and I think it fits well here.
I'm a Marine brat. My father was a lifer who fought in World War II (Pacific campaign). I am certainly pro-military, but remember your oath to the Constitution of the United States, lest this be ye.
I'm a Marine brat. My father was a lifer who fought in World War II (Pacific campaign). I am certainly pro-military, but remember your oath to the Constitution of the United States, lest this be ye.
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This image is going around today and I think it fits well here.
I'm a Marine brat. My father was a lifer who fought in World War II (Pacific campaign). I am certainly pro-military, but remember your oath to the Constitution of the United States, lest this be ye.
I'm a Marine brat. My father was a lifer who fought in World War II (Pacific campaign). I am certainly pro-military, but remember your oath to the Constitution of the United States, lest this be ye.
Credit to the photographer. The composition and balance in this photo is amazing. To have that kind of presence in something like this shows true professionalism and art in their craft.
November 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Credit to the photographer. The composition and balance in this photo is amazing. To have that kind of presence in something like this shows true professionalism and art in their craft.
Your T&C link goes nowhere:
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Your T&C link goes nowhere:
Here, I'll just dump all the cute on you today.
October 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Here, I'll just dump all the cute on you today.
Thank you! Constructed over several dreary winter weekends last year. I just suddenly got a wild idea, crammed a small waterfall into the landscape, brought out a pick and shovel, and built myself a pond.
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Thank you! Constructed over several dreary winter weekends last year. I just suddenly got a wild idea, crammed a small waterfall into the landscape, brought out a pick and shovel, and built myself a pond.
Another view, from my chair.
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Another view, from my chair.
It's barely afternoon. I'm working on the department budget for next year, which is due by Friday. I'm sitting out by the pond feeding the squirrels and drinking Guinness. So you know what? I've had enough negativity. You too? Have lunch with the fish and me. Sláinte.
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It's barely afternoon. I'm working on the department budget for next year, which is due by Friday. I'm sitting out by the pond feeding the squirrels and drinking Guinness. So you know what? I've had enough negativity. You too? Have lunch with the fish and me. Sláinte.
Timeline Cleanse. Please enjoy this video of a squirrel drinking water from a garden water feature.
October 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Timeline Cleanse. Please enjoy this video of a squirrel drinking water from a garden water feature.
Well, it has come to this. My 14 year old body cam has served me fine, but it feels like it's time for something a little more modern.
Why do I even need a body cam? What the hell has gone on here? How did we fail so miserably? I'm never not going to be salty about this. I'm too old for this shit.
Why do I even need a body cam? What the hell has gone on here? How did we fail so miserably? I'm never not going to be salty about this. I'm too old for this shit.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Well, it has come to this. My 14 year old body cam has served me fine, but it feels like it's time for something a little more modern.
Why do I even need a body cam? What the hell has gone on here? How did we fail so miserably? I'm never not going to be salty about this. I'm too old for this shit.
Why do I even need a body cam? What the hell has gone on here? How did we fail so miserably? I'm never not going to be salty about this. I'm too old for this shit.
I came up with an idea for a video game, but I think it's too close to Battletoads. [AI Slop]
October 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I came up with an idea for a video game, but I think it's too close to Battletoads. [AI Slop]
Cleaning up your timeline a little bit. Here's a Yellow-rumped Warbler (butter butt!) bathing in my pond just now
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Cleaning up your timeline a little bit. Here's a Yellow-rumped Warbler (butter butt!) bathing in my pond just now
That's all I ever call him is Bobby Brainworm...
The Honorable Brainworm has never heard of correlation versus causation:
Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc, or Post Hoc Fallacy
This is why we have experts. This is why politicians should not be involved in science. Even fake science. It's embarrassing.
The Honorable Brainworm has never heard of correlation versus causation:
Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc, or Post Hoc Fallacy
This is why we have experts. This is why politicians should not be involved in science. Even fake science. It's embarrassing.
October 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
That's all I ever call him is Bobby Brainworm...
The Honorable Brainworm has never heard of correlation versus causation:
Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc, or Post Hoc Fallacy
This is why we have experts. This is why politicians should not be involved in science. Even fake science. It's embarrassing.
The Honorable Brainworm has never heard of correlation versus causation:
Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc, or Post Hoc Fallacy
This is why we have experts. This is why politicians should not be involved in science. Even fake science. It's embarrassing.