Clearly he’s done these designs himself and has said it was a kid because he’s shit a drawing.

These are savvy business bros, no? Do they not understand that money wasn't free and had to be recouped at some point?

Next time I'm down the shops, this is happening.

Green energy policy is also ‘vibes’. Build a lot of renewables and hope for the best.

I’m not anti-renewables, I just don’t think the maths stack up without gas peaker plants, a decent amount of nuclear or a lot of battery storage (and I mean A LOT).

It’s just weird for me to see feet without mad bunions. I’m hoping I never need surgery as it’s normally six months recovery.

I will certainly give this a read/listen.

I think the head of state should be a rolling six month position held alternately by a cat and a dog. We all have an app and we vote for our favourite. It goes to all the same openings and galas and shit. But it doesn’t insult us with feigned interest.

Stun grenades. I don’t leave home without them.