J0n3513
@ssjones.bsky.social
Perpetual neophyte, wannabe connoisseur of lowbrow niche subcultures, neurospicy spelunker of informational rabbit holes, biostatistician, data analyst, public health equity researcher, plant dad
this kinda made my week
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
this kinda made my week
25.4 fluid ounces of prevention are worth a pound of tour
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
25.4 fluid ounces of prevention are worth a pound of tour
as a total stranger with here with a compulsive interest in DIY research and implementation to retain treasured objects sanctified by the latent anthropomorphism of habitual use, I gotta know how the patient is recovering
don’t leave us hanging
don’t leave us hanging
October 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
as a total stranger with here with a compulsive interest in DIY research and implementation to retain treasured objects sanctified by the latent anthropomorphism of habitual use, I gotta know how the patient is recovering
don’t leave us hanging
don’t leave us hanging
goodness gracious indeed
October 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
goodness gracious indeed
(co-sign, agree, concur, endorse)*(days since Jan 20th)
October 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
(co-sign, agree, concur, endorse)*(days since Jan 20th)
the magic of 2025 keeps delivering—can we make this the official version?
September 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
the magic of 2025 keeps delivering—can we make this the official version?
family food? yes
family “feud”? yes, only if that is a phonetic representation of a fancy type of cuisine
meatball -> food
meatball + sockarooni + parmesan -> “feud”
family “feud”? yes, only if that is a phonetic representation of a fancy type of cuisine
meatball -> food
meatball + sockarooni + parmesan -> “feud”
September 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
family food? yes
family “feud”? yes, only if that is a phonetic representation of a fancy type of cuisine
meatball -> food
meatball + sockarooni + parmesan -> “feud”
family “feud”? yes, only if that is a phonetic representation of a fancy type of cuisine
meatball -> food
meatball + sockarooni + parmesan -> “feud”
I would pay to watch a bootleg of Chewbacca’s Hamlet. I’m not sending a dime to Disney.
September 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I would pay to watch a bootleg of Chewbacca’s Hamlet. I’m not sending a dime to Disney.
this
is
so
freakin’
DOPE!
i love love love this.
is
so
freakin’
DOPE!
i love love love this.
September 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
this
is
so
freakin’
DOPE!
i love love love this.
is
so
freakin’
DOPE!
i love love love this.
this is a perfect choice! couldn’t agree more.
September 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
this is a perfect choice! couldn’t agree more.
I’m a biostatistician researching public health, helping early-stage researchers interested in studying disparities in health care access and social determinants; currently, I am binging on cookies, trying to stay positive while keeping track of current events, and watching my senior pup nap.
September 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m a biostatistician researching public health, helping early-stage researchers interested in studying disparities in health care access and social determinants; currently, I am binging on cookies, trying to stay positive while keeping track of current events, and watching my senior pup nap.
Pam says so many “things”
July 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Pam says so many “things”
slippery slopes and backsliding
indeed
indeed
July 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
slippery slopes and backsliding
indeed
indeed
Pumpkin Spice Palpatine Borgia
May 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Pumpkin Spice Palpatine Borgia
if I could send cookies (soft-baked, not the crunchy and crumbly cookies that are abominations and an affront to all that is good and holy) and smol bunnies via DM I would; feel like I owe you for the excellent reporting!
April 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
if I could send cookies (soft-baked, not the crunchy and crumbly cookies that are abominations and an affront to all that is good and holy) and smol bunnies via DM I would; feel like I owe you for the excellent reporting!
Many thanks to you for the reporting!
April 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Many thanks to you for the reporting!
yes, this is woefully inadequate; it definitely looks as if the pup pictured here needs at least two more pillows for minimum comfort
April 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
yes, this is woefully inadequate; it definitely looks as if the pup pictured here needs at least two more pillows for minimum comfort
from @bec_on_my_bullshit on IG
April 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
from @bec_on_my_bullshit on IG