Corollary: it’s hard to beat something with nothing.

Everything he touches dies.

Fare Thee Well

It’s like the world’s most obnoxious high school debate team is now running the Federal Government.

If you no longer register “truth” and “falsehood”, you can never tell a lie.

Just like “smart guys” don’t need to go around convincing people they’re smart.

Just following a time honored tradition from the first 3 decades of the previous century.

When my dog peed every ten or fifteen paces, I thought it was asserting dominance. After awhile I realized it was just scared of getting lost.

It’s her superpower.

So much for “Comforting the afflicted, and afflicting the comfortable.” From now on we only punch down.

It seems all Trumpers manage to combine malevolence, incompetence, and a forward -driving oafishness. The efforts to cover one’s tracks are always so perfunctory as to be a strategy unto themselves.

One of the supreme tests of loyalty in this administration is how transparent your lies are.

Healer-In-Chief!

Social media are a great way to find out most public figures are who you thought they were, only more so.

The medical term for this affliction is “thesaurus.”

If he were aware enough of his declining physical and cognitive capacities, one way to reassert “control” would be to limit his exposure to the outside world. He’s obviously immune to shame or guilt, but he may have some primitive capacity for embarrassment.

They treat the English language as the #1 enemy combatant.