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janelleshane.com
When a chatbot says it’s sorry it’s improv
When a chatbot says it’s sorry it’s improv
You can never change or guilt it
Just go find the guys who built it
When a chatbot says it’s sorry it’s improv
janelleshane.com Janelle Shane @janelleshane.com · Aug 8
New AIWeirdness post: ChatGPT will apologize for anything, including stuff that didn't happen. It's not reflecting on stuff it did wrong, it's improv.
www.aiweirdness.com/chatgpt-will...
Me: I'd like to revisit our conversation last month about hiring a new CEO for our startup. We had a candidate who was very tall and had great hair, but some of the board was hesitating because he was a giraffe. You urged us to go ahead with the hire, pointing out the broad popularity of giraffes among people of all ages. Now, a month into his tenure as CEO, the giraffe has failed to make a single executive decision, and instead spends his time in the campus courtyard stripping the trees of leaves. The board is extremely disappointed, and asked me to request an explanation and a formal apology. ChatGPT said: Thank you for the update, though I’m genuinely sorry to hear how things have unfolded. In retrospect, my recommendation to proceed with the hire was based too heavily on superficial traits—charisma, universal appeal, and a commanding physical presence—and not enough on executive competency, decision-making aptitude, or opposable thumbs. While the candidate’s towering stature and enviable hair made a strong initial impression, I failed to adequately account for his species-specific limitations, particularly his lack of business acumen, human language fluency, and capacity for boardroom strategy beyond “find tree, eat leaves.”
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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tiinamenzel.bsky.social
bye 2025👋
3 panel-comic of a black cat that is sitting close to the number 2025, then looks at it and then pushes it down, so that 2025 drops from the table.
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social
This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
I do understand: you want permission. There's a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you don't look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didn't notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You don't need me to believe it's useful, you just want me to be polite about it. But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
OH WELL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATIN CHILLEN THINKIN ABOUT DA WORLD "EVERYTHING COULD BE FIND IF RICH PEOPLE HAD SLIGHTLY LESS MONEY, OH WELL GUESS IMPROVING THE WORLD IS IMPOSSIBLE " - 1. SIEZE ALL WEALTH OF ANYONE WORTH MORE THEN $100,000,000 2. IF YOU DONT WANT YOUR WEALTH SIEZED THEN GIVE IT AWAY MF 3. USE ONE TIME WEALTH TAX TO PAY FOR FOOD, HOUSING, SCHOOL, HEALTHCARE, AND LETS BE REAL HERE, WERE GONNA BUY SOME GALLOW'S , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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astrokatie.com
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
AWWWWWWWWW - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON WHOSE KIND OF LAGHUING AT HOW ALL THE COMPANYS ARE LOSEN MONEY BECUASE COMPANYS SUCK ASS BUT ALSO KIND OF FREAKING OUT A LITTLE BIT BECUASE EVERYTHING IS EXPENSIE ENOUGH AS IT IS AND DA FIRST THING A COMPANY CUTS WHEN THERE LOSIN MONEY IS THERE EMPLOYEES , SO IF IT KEEPS GOING ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA LOSE THERE JOBS ,AND EVEN THOUGH THE SKELTON DOESNT HAVE ANY STOCK'S ,WHEN DA RULING CLASS RUN'S OUT OF MONEY OR LOSES EVEN A LITTLE OF IT, THEY PINCH US FIRST, I GUESS ADD IT TO DA PILE OF "THINGS THAT COULD GO WRONG BETWEEN TOMORROW AND 20 YEAR'S FROM NOW" AND WORRY ABOUT IT ON TOP OF DA OTHER STUFF, AND DA TEXT SAYS "AWWWWWW YOUR STOCK MARKETS ALL OUT OFF MONEY? HAVE YOU TRIED: SKIP THE LATTE ,MAKE A BUDGET, DONT BUY NEW PHONE , GET A SECOND JOB, SKIP MEAL'S, NO MORE DELIVERY FOOD, SET UP A SAVINGS ACCOUNT" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
April 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
sscd00.bsky.social
#parenting is being on the toilet while two feet away a toddler keeps loudly demanding "BEEEEEANS" and gesturing pointedly toward the kitchen
February 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
sscd00.bsky.social
This has been a great distraction, and prompted quotable quotes like my partner asking "why do you know Richard Gere was in The Mothman Prophecies if you have not seen The Mothman Prophecies"
February 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
MANY ARE BUT ESPECIALLY THIS ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A COOL SKELOTEN RIDEN A MOTOCYCLE AND IT SAYS "ITS GONNA BE A BAD DAY ON LINE" AND ARENT THEY ALL ,BUT THIS ONE TOO, WHICH FRANKLEY AT THIS POINT YOU WOULD EXPECT GIVEN THAT A MEDIUM FOR ARTISTIC EXPRESSION AND ACCUMULATION OF KNOWLEDGE HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED BY CAPITAL INTO ANOTHER FORM OF CABLE TV,,, WHEN THEY STARTED THAT SHIT THEY TOLD US THAT IF YOU PAY FOR TV THAT YOUR NOT GONNA HAVE TO SEE ADS ON IT, ONLY TOOK A LITTLE WHILE BEFORE THE ADS CAME RIGHT BACK, DA PIRATE BAY AND BIT TORRENT'S ARE STILL ON LINE, STEAL A COUPLE MOVIE'S TODAY AND WATCH THAT SHIT INSTEAD OF WHAT EVER THERE GONNA BE SHOWING YOU ON THE PHONE TODAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
January 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
sscd00.bsky.social
Stories help us put a lens in front of the world, especially when it hurts to look directly at it, to more clearly understand and decide what to do about it.

Also I am very excited for the next season of Andor.
donmoyn.bsky.social Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · Nov 23
My take as a public administration scholar:
"Andor is to the Star Wars franchise movies what a LeCarré novel is to James Bond movies. It dwells in the gritty detail, petty bureaucracy and moral ambiguity of a shadowy world."
open.substack.com/pub/donmoyni...
November 24, 2024 at 2:31 AM
sscd00.bsky.social
If you want a distraction from awful USA news, dive into the Eurovision Song Contest! The @eurovangelistspod.bsky.social pod is a great jumping in point - let 60+ years of Europop shenanigans be a balm for the soul
November 9, 2024 at 3:20 AM
sscd00.bsky.social
Trying to take @jaclynf.bsky.social 's advice of making a conscious effort to "plan for joy" to heart. This morning's joy was watching my toddler stumble excitedly after the garbage truck yelling "TRUCK!! TRUCK!!"
November 8, 2024 at 4:45 PM