Hear me out... did you ever have a butterfly cake? That. But with a bread roll.

And then, just as quickly as it began, it ends. The bin men hop on the back of the truck, a final honk wishes their fans farewell, and they disappear down the street leaving just a two minute grace period before the little fuckers are bawling again.

Thank you, bin men, for my brief Friday reprieve.

The bin men clearly love this. For a moment, they are superstars. They milk their arrival like Glastonbury headliners.

They honk their horn, and the children scream like it's 1965 and Ringo Starr made eye contact with them.

I once witnessed a child topple over backwards from the sheer star power.

They cheer like Jesus Christ himself just turned up as a surprise cameo in the MCU. They whoop and holler, and wildly applaud each bin as it is picked up and tipped into the back of the truck.

What starts as a bubbling of excitement as the vehicle is first sighted builds into an absolute mania.

This counts! Good lunch.

Good lunch

Good lunch! Lovely array of bonus food.

Good lunch!

God, the government will inject all sorts of filth in our food these days. I demand protein-free chicken for all!

"We were saying nice things about you behind your back again"

Just seeing this now as I shift back here again, but I did actually finally see Threads on iPlayer as a result of this screening! Every bit as grim as I'd always been told it was.

Now when will it be available in the UK?

"First they came for the terfs and I did not say anything, because it seemed like a pretty smart move.

Then they came for... actually, things have been pretty good around here since we got rid of all the terfs."

Whose hubris *will* finish you off, then?