Sredni Eel
@srednieel.bsky.social
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Just a Firey who loves David Bowie, monsters, animals, and werewolves. GenX: Saturday morning cartoons and MTV 120 minutes, stat! Also love all the fun bits of Earth.
Just a Firey who loves David Bowie, monsters, animals, and werewolves. GenX: Saturday morning cartoons and MTV 120 minutes, stat! Also love all the fun bits of Earth.
People. What a bunch of bastards.
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
People. What a bunch of bastards.
You get to be his dinner.
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You get to be his dinner.
I wear one because I'm an introvert and it's really the best way to people when you hate peopling to begin with.
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I wear one because I'm an introvert and it's really the best way to people when you hate peopling to begin with.
It isn't difficult. You may already be there.
December 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It isn't difficult. You may already be there.
He really has his work cut out for him.
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
He really has his work cut out for him.
Yes it does, and it's amazing.
I also love EBM and Dark Electro christmas music. Red Flag's Black Christmas is pretty great.
I also love EBM and Dark Electro christmas music. Red Flag's Black Christmas is pretty great.
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Yes it does, and it's amazing.
I also love EBM and Dark Electro christmas music. Red Flag's Black Christmas is pretty great.
I also love EBM and Dark Electro christmas music. Red Flag's Black Christmas is pretty great.
Wasn't that the dude with the funny looking hat?
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Wasn't that the dude with the funny looking hat?
He's definitely got a good support team, but it helps when he has a healthy appetite.
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
He's definitely got a good support team, but it helps when he has a healthy appetite.
Speaking from experience, no matter how much you love your job, there are days when you really want to just stay in bed.
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Speaking from experience, no matter how much you love your job, there are days when you really want to just stay in bed.
His basket isn't big enough to hold all the bad people, but I'm sure he'll try.
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
His basket isn't big enough to hold all the bad people, but I'm sure he'll try.
And to answer the “how much did that costume cost?” I just say, “It was on sale at Target but it’s been discontinued.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
And to answer the “how much did that costume cost?” I just say, “It was on sale at Target but it’s been discontinued.”
For me it’s “where do you get the patience to deal with autistic kids?”
Yanno, they’re not the difficult ones. It’s the parents who think their kids will one day “wake up and not be autistic” that are hard to deal with.
Yanno, they’re not the difficult ones. It’s the parents who think their kids will one day “wake up and not be autistic” that are hard to deal with.
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
For me it’s “where do you get the patience to deal with autistic kids?”
Yanno, they’re not the difficult ones. It’s the parents who think their kids will one day “wake up and not be autistic” that are hard to deal with.
Yanno, they’re not the difficult ones. It’s the parents who think their kids will one day “wake up and not be autistic” that are hard to deal with.
Santa is the evil one. He makes Krampus do all the dirty work.
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Santa is the evil one. He makes Krampus do all the dirty work.
Tom from Myspace was a friend to everyone.
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Tom from Myspace was a friend to everyone.
Starman - David Bowie. Also Hugh Laurie was my friend. He talked a lot about motorcycles.
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Starman - David Bowie. Also Hugh Laurie was my friend. He talked a lot about motorcycles.
Santa looks mad.
Krampus: "You mad, bro?"
Krampus: "You mad, bro?"
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Santa looks mad.
Krampus: "You mad, bro?"
Krampus: "You mad, bro?"
Looks like typhlosion in the top right and a thylacene bottom right!
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Looks like typhlosion in the top right and a thylacene bottom right!
I do t mind if they say they don’t like spiders because we all have different taste in pets.
It’s when they say “kill it with fire” that I take offense.
It’s when they say “kill it with fire” that I take offense.
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I do t mind if they say they don’t like spiders because we all have different taste in pets.
It’s when they say “kill it with fire” that I take offense.
It’s when they say “kill it with fire” that I take offense.
I just learned about the swag bags yesterday. Unless they’re putting an entire household into those bags, I’m still not leaving the house to get one.
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I just learned about the swag bags yesterday. Unless they’re putting an entire household into those bags, I’m still not leaving the house to get one.
Target is a shit show even during non holidays. There’s one in San Jose where the line to check out is roughly three miles long. And that’s for the self checkout.
They usually just have a line checker in the regular checkout.
They usually just have a line checker in the regular checkout.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Target is a shit show even during non holidays. There’s one in San Jose where the line to check out is roughly three miles long. And that’s for the self checkout.
They usually just have a line checker in the regular checkout.
They usually just have a line checker in the regular checkout.
The irony to the Black Friday deals is stores inflate the prices and then apply the “discount”, which is usually the price it was before the mark up. Amazon does this for prime days.
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The irony to the Black Friday deals is stores inflate the prices and then apply the “discount”, which is usually the price it was before the mark up. Amazon does this for prime days.
You and me both. The only way you can convince me to leave the house is if you own a krampus costume and plan to crash a holiday parade.
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
You and me both. The only way you can convince me to leave the house is if you own a krampus costume and plan to crash a holiday parade.