Arson is probably more expensive than therapy, but there's no waitlist.

There's more than one way to hotglue a clown hat:
- I'm not allowed to use hotglue
- clowns scare me
- why are there so many clowns?

There's more than one way to bake a cake:
- I love cake
- I want your cake recipes.
- We should normalize eating cake when it's not a special occasion.