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EVO 2018 UNIST Champion
UNI: Akatsuki
@houseof3000.nyc
he/him. 32.
i love 3D platformers, Monster Hunter, platform fighting games, and UNI2
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not sure what to make my pinned tweet on this platform but this pic goes hard so fuck it. that's my goat
think i am going to spend the next week finishing up these games i want to get through on my backlog (Shinobi AoV, OUA Katamari, Sonic Triple Trouble) and then finally hopefully start streaming both UNI2 + Spark 3 speedruns
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
greeted my coworker by saying, "Morning Jackey (Jacqueline)" with the same cadence as chicken jockey and i started laughing at myself immediately after LMAO. i'm beyond fried
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
im going to turn into the joker
Tales of Berseria Remastered announced (Steam/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series - Feb 26) www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQEA...

scarlet.tales-ch.jp
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
keep thinking i want to get a haircut but deciding on what i actually want to do with it is SO hard, even if I want to keep it as long as it currently is I still want to try adding layers
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
first friday was fire. might go again next month
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Coworkers invited me to first friday tomorrow. Never been and I normally turn them down when they invite me to hang but I got swayed by the food trucks 💀
November 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
its fun
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i was not surprised to find out its now midnight because ive been thinking about and yearning for these
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
(with rizz) chicken jockey
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
this is so fucked up man i'm constantly placing top 3 in sonic crossworlds off the twisted tea. why can't i play this good when i'm sober LMAO
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
frieren labubu spread (they only had 2 left in stock)
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
i feel like most people would assume sonic is my favorite franchise and honestly it is a very close second; but my favorite has always been ratchet & clank :)
📆 NOV. 4, 2002 | Ratchet & Clank first debuted 23 years ago today on PlayStation 2! 🔧🌐🚀
November 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
accidentally liked a tweet because my cat headbutt me as i was scrolling
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
passed out with the window opened and woke up feeling like i got some of the best sleep ive ever had
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
glad i came back to this game the writing is peak
November 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
pozole when it's done right goes fucking CRAZY oh my god
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
praying that they still have the frieren labubus at target when i visit the store tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
i kinda want to do something different with my hair but i have no idea what to do. i got a lot of compliments on how it looks at climax and i really appreciate that; but i don't want it to grow past my shoulders
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Have not really talked about it much but I will likely start streaming sometime this month. Towito beat the WR i set in spark 3 any% and the plan is to stream derust attempts once I'm ready. Going in with low expectations since I'm not used to streaming + speedrunning; but i'm sure it'll be fun
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN XILLIA REMASTERED CAME OUT 3 DAYS AGO??????? dude did they even market it at all?????? i seriously had no idea it was already out, same with the new katamari game.
November 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
can't believe i'm actually playing fortnite again because of the simpsons collab lol
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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look how beautifully these trousers hang
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
think next week I'll finally try to talk to this one cute coworker that keeps glancing at me. ive been hesitant to approach because she looks noticably younger than me. The only thing that sucks about being 32 is that most people that seem to take an interest in me are usually in their mid 20s..
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Congrats to Squish for winning TNS UNI2 tonight!
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Won the TNS UNI bracket tonight :)

Really happy about it especially after how badly I played at Climax
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM