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Luckless Pedestrian
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We cannot build bananas in America!!
Patek Philippe makes some beautiful watches. This is not one of them.
January 26, 2026 at 3:21 AM
if these "agitators" are so handsomely paid, George Soros would of course be obligated to issue each of them a 1099. Right? So the paper trail would be child's play to reveal wouldn't it. I guess maybe because Doge cut all those jobs the IRS etc don't have enough people to investigate.
January 25, 2026 at 7:36 PM
r/catbongos is similar
January 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
James O'Keeffe? I thought he'd gone off to try his hand at musical theatre again. Wasn't he going to mount his own production of "Cats"?
January 25, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Tell me, chip, do you open your mouth to tell them all that when they walk up to you and empty a can of OC spray into your face without warning? While you are holding both hands up and visible?
January 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
He was directing traffic. Then they murdered him.
January 24, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Thank you for your brave effective "leadership"

you fucking asshole. step down and let somebody with balls lead.
January 24, 2026 at 7:56 PM
let's take a look at the gun that he was LEGALLY ALLOWED TO CARRY
January 24, 2026 at 7:52 PM
lawler is toast in november. he should be doing job interviews now or updating his linked-in
January 23, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I'm surprised there's not a rattling noise when this idiot moves his head. Nothing in there. At all.
January 23, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Anyone watching the innovations in modern warfare in Ukraine should instantly realize this "dome" is DOA. It's only useful as a cash grab for defense contractors & the revolving door of the politicians who will back it & then go "work" in the defense industry when they're ousted from office.
January 23, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I want to see him driving a salt spreader.
January 22, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Everyone thought they'd successfully killed off Clippy. No. CLIPPY CANNOT BE KILLED.
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I went through & turned all that shit off. Settings > See all settings, then in the General tab, disable "Smart features" and "Personalization" and click "Manage Workspace smart feature settings"
January 21, 2026 at 5:21 PM
my neighbors are going to make an unholy ruckus, like the "7PM pandemic pots & pans banging" times 1000. That's how I'll know.
January 21, 2026 at 7:53 AM
cardiac electrical issue would be awesome
January 21, 2026 at 7:51 AM
I guess people have forgotten Reagan's "Star Wars" boondoggle. Does anyone (outside of the "military-industrial let's make money complex") look at battlefield innovations in Ukraine & think "hm let's spend billions defending against ICBMs"??
January 21, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Will he hold up a mugshot of his drunk-driving father who went to prison after killing a 26 year old woman?
January 20, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I hope he shows the same strength & ignores the pain as he begins suffering a fatal myocardial infarction. Just joke through it, Donald. Probably ingestion or something minor.
January 20, 2026 at 8:16 PM
somebody needs to FOIA the records on how much her office spends on brought-in lunches, snacks, & other meals.
January 20, 2026 at 6:04 PM
And here I thought it was just going to be Trump that makes America look like idiots at Davos. No, it's going to be the entire delegation. One after another.
January 20, 2026 at 4:02 PM
The show opened in the UK in March 2017, long before the Musk takeover of Shitter.
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 AM
"rhey may be looking for somebody who is 5'-6" OR they may be looking for somebody with brown skin and an accent. You know, either/or. They might also be looking to meet their daily quota. Detain them now, maybe they'll get out in a few days. Ask Bret Kavenaugh.
January 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
In other words, the President is an easily manipulable simpleton.
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
the day Visa sends me a card with the word "Trump" on it is the day I go back to paying cash, everywhere.
January 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM