Squidward Tufte
@squidwardtufte.bsky.social
Living under the sea, hating PowerPoint
we are all the pope now
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
we are all the pope now
Mmm, delicious slop
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Mmm, delicious slop
Imagine eating literal AI slop
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Imagine eating literal AI slop
had you installed Linux already?
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
had you installed Linux already?
you're right, I’m actually good! thank you
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
you're right, I’m actually good! thank you
lot of news stories today about the iceberg dead ahead that no one seems to be able to consider turning away from bsky.app/profile/squi...
lot of AI financial stories today, and none of them are about AI generating huge profits
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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The AI Industry Is Built on a Big Unproven Assumption
In addition to the projections about reaching artificial general intelligence and replacing millions of human workers, there’s the mundane matter of how long AI chips will last.
www.bloomberg.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
lot of news stories today about the iceberg dead ahead that no one seems to be able to consider turning away from bsky.app/profile/squi...
I can help unless it needs to be good
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I can help unless it needs to be good
Seriously. Obama gave them the most Republican-friendly version of national healthcare he could, there’s nowhere else for them to go
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Seriously. Obama gave them the most Republican-friendly version of national healthcare he could, there’s nowhere else for them to go
true, no labelling issues detected
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
true, no labelling issues detected
very slight improvement over their previous UI
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
very slight improvement over their previous UI
"Artificial intelligence, meet artificial accounting."
www.wsj.com/tech/meta-ai...
www.wsj.com/tech/meta-ai...
AI Meets Aggressive Accounting at Meta’s Gigantic New Data Center
Favorable treatment off the balance sheet hinges on some convenient assumptions.
www.wsj.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"Artificial intelligence, meet artificial accounting."
www.wsj.com/tech/meta-ai...
www.wsj.com/tech/meta-ai...
Nvidia says it's not Enron
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
Nvidia Says It’s Not Enron in Private Memo Refuting AI Accounting
In a private memo to Wall Street analysts, Nvidia says its business “does not resemble historical accounting frauds.”
www.barrons.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Nvidia says it's not Enron
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
"Bond buyers are starting to worry about being compensated for the risks of a bubble in the sector, given recent turmoil in tech stocks."
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Big Tech’s AI Debt Wave Is Threatening to Swamp Credit Markets
A flood of debt sales from Big Tech risks overwhelming buyers and could weaken the credit market on both sides of the Atlantic.
www.bloomberg.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"Bond buyers are starting to worry about being compensated for the risks of a bubble in the sector, given recent turmoil in tech stocks."
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
OpenAI is "the world’s most valuable company never to have turned a profit."
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www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Why Fears of a Trillion-Dollar AI Bubble Are Growing
Investors have parted with unprecedented sums of money to help AI fulfill its lofty promise. But no one really knows how it will all pay off.
www.bloomberg.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
OpenAI is "the world’s most valuable company never to have turned a profit."
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www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
looks like nytimes archive.is/dhpGe
archive.is
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
looks like nytimes archive.is/dhpGe
buy consider that it might just lie? in which case it can tell you all kind of amazing things about your brisket that other smokers can’t
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
buy consider that it might just lie? in which case it can tell you all kind of amazing things about your brisket that other smokers can’t
The name change was to change the news from Francis Haugen’s revelations about their morally abhorrent conduct. Zuckerberg hyped a coming name change, new logo, etc and got her out of the headlines
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The name change was to change the news from Francis Haugen’s revelations about their morally abhorrent conduct. Zuckerberg hyped a coming name change, new logo, etc and got her out of the headlines
pedocons in peril
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
pedocons in peril
I don’t know; she did this whole series of books where basically the Nazis come back and the worst people among us welcome and join them, but then she became a huge anti-trans bigot. A lot of people have thought about this much more than I have, so I’ll stop here
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I don’t know; she did this whole series of books where basically the Nazis come back and the worst people among us welcome and join them, but then she became a huge anti-trans bigot. A lot of people have thought about this much more than I have, so I’ll stop here
afraid my ai psychosis is going to be from losing it over how much I hate ai
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
afraid my ai psychosis is going to be from losing it over how much I hate ai
