Ya'll bike cops can't event wheelie

I found this video of me fucking around on my first 1000cc bike, a 2006 R1, from 2009 and I musta heard 'your gonna kill yourself' a million times by now

I've been riding like this for 17 years; Don't listen to people who tell you motorcycles are dangerous

Motorcycles are as safe as you are

Pro tip for the person that grabbed @camhigby.bsky.social phone after he carelessly dropped it for no reason; You definitely wanna spike that thing in the end-zone before you hand it back

Also try spinning him around a few times when he's standing there crying and drooling

Did you see the end? They got absolutely clowned on, and they know it