squidpizza
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I'm squidpizza (25). I do all sorts of art, most of it is gay and stupid. This account is NSFW, and I'm liable to share pictures of bugs. This pfp was drawn by @beanieboirufus.bsky.social.
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I have been unable to stop thinking about this for days. Hybrid breaks the illusion for you. Hybrid is the thing that breaks the illusion for you. Specifically Hybrid. Kitchen Finks in an orzhov deck breaks the illusion but spongebob fucking squarepants does not? Spongebob fucking squarepants
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I have been unable to stop thinking about this for days. Hybrid breaks the illusion for you. Hybrid is the thing that breaks the illusion for you. Specifically Hybrid. Kitchen Finks in an orzhov deck breaks the illusion but spongebob fucking squarepants does not? Spongebob fucking squarepants
I’ve been thinking about it, too, and these are my favorite hits. The only one I would call exceptionally powerful is Manamorphos but it’s not as fun imo
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I’ve been thinking about it, too, and these are my favorite hits. The only one I would call exceptionally powerful is Manamorphos but it’s not as fun imo
I am playing commander. I pay four blue mana to cast Covetous Urge, exiling a card from an opponent's hand. It is plotted due to Lilah, Undefeated Slickshot.
Another player scoffs. "You're degrading the spirit of the format, dude," he says. On his turn he casts his commander, Spongebob Squarepants.
Another player scoffs. "You're degrading the spirit of the format, dude," he says. On his turn he casts his commander, Spongebob Squarepants.
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I am playing commander. I pay four blue mana to cast Covetous Urge, exiling a card from an opponent's hand. It is plotted due to Lilah, Undefeated Slickshot.
Another player scoffs. "You're degrading the spirit of the format, dude," he says. On his turn he casts his commander, Spongebob Squarepants.
Another player scoffs. "You're degrading the spirit of the format, dude," he says. On his turn he casts his commander, Spongebob Squarepants.
possibly more or less importantly, one of the main characters of the excellent webcomic awful hospital would be called Doctor Vore
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
possibly more or less importantly, one of the main characters of the excellent webcomic awful hospital would be called Doctor Vore
like this a litlte more
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
like this a litlte more
Just a little Halo makes the world go round and round,
Just a little Halo lifts your feet up off the ground,
When your dreams turn into nightmares,
When you're feeling kind of down,
With a little Halo you could run this town...
Just a little Halo lifts your feet up off the ground,
When your dreams turn into nightmares,
When you're feeling kind of down,
With a little Halo you could run this town...
October 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Just a little Halo makes the world go round and round,
Just a little Halo lifts your feet up off the ground,
When your dreams turn into nightmares,
When you're feeling kind of down,
With a little Halo you could run this town...
Just a little Halo lifts your feet up off the ground,
When your dreams turn into nightmares,
When you're feeling kind of down,
With a little Halo you could run this town...
Top 4 funniest Lurrus companion commanders imo
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Top 4 funniest Lurrus companion commanders imo
Especially for Lilah, Undefeated Slickshot, who would get access to a handful of fun cards.
October 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Especially for Lilah, Undefeated Slickshot, who would get access to a handful of fun cards.
I’m very excited about potential hybrid changes in commander. There are lots of cool hybrid cards that I would love to try out in new decks.
October 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m very excited about potential hybrid changes in commander. There are lots of cool hybrid cards that I would love to try out in new decks.
my friend made this a few weeks ago and its been haunting me
October 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
my friend made this a few weeks ago and its been haunting me
Do right,
Follow that plan!
Written on the
Side of the can.
It's obvious!
Until it isn't.
Follow that plan!
Written on the
Side of the can.
It's obvious!
Until it isn't.
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Do right,
Follow that plan!
Written on the
Side of the can.
It's obvious!
Until it isn't.
Follow that plan!
Written on the
Side of the can.
It's obvious!
Until it isn't.
also for reference this is the approximate height difference between duke (3 foot 11) and mr shelley (7 foot 4)
October 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
also for reference this is the approximate height difference between duke (3 foot 11) and mr shelley (7 foot 4)
full design for the man himself.
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
full design for the man himself.
It took them 10 minutes
October 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It took them 10 minutes
perhaps it is not a yearning for an empty, barren world but a cautionary tale: perfection is a dream always one step out of reach, and each step costs more than the last.
October 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
perhaps it is not a yearning for an empty, barren world but a cautionary tale: perfection is a dream always one step out of reach, and each step costs more than the last.
I don’t remember where I read this but some book compared their delicate little flowers on long stalks to the white flag of truce and that always stuck with me.
October 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don’t remember where I read this but some book compared their delicate little flowers on long stalks to the white flag of truce and that always stuck with me.
I’ve been slowly working on an orcish script designed to be easy to carve into bark or stone. It intentionally evokes the growth of plants.
October 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’ve been slowly working on an orcish script designed to be easy to carve into bark or stone. It intentionally evokes the growth of plants.
I hope we see the him again
October 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I hope we see the him again
Any deck that has artifacts entering regularly will love Sarinth Steelseeker. One of the best engines in my Rocco deck in particular.
October 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Any deck that has artifacts entering regularly will love Sarinth Steelseeker. One of the best engines in my Rocco deck in particular.
She has zero redeeming qualities
October 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
She has zero redeeming qualities
(WIP) god only knows what hes talking about now
October 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
(WIP) god only knows what hes talking about now