Sissy Sassy Squatchy
@squatchy.bsky.social
Enjoy art and design, cars, skiing and outdoors, SJW, gardener, comma enthusiast.
This is a safe space for self-expression and self-exploration. Likes and comments are occasionally NSFW.
No apologies for blocks
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No re-skeets
This is a safe space for self-expression and self-exploration. Likes and comments are occasionally NSFW.
No apologies for blocks
#nobridge
No re-skeets
It's Friday. Get your tits out.
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It's Friday. Get your tits out.
Legally mandated post haircut pictures.
A visit to Syd does a boy good!
A visit to Syd does a boy good!
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Legally mandated post haircut pictures.
A visit to Syd does a boy good!
A visit to Syd does a boy good!
Well hello there Christchurch Sunset.
I've missed you too.
I've missed you too.
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Well hello there Christchurch Sunset.
I've missed you too.
I've missed you too.
Not a selfie but a great candid by a dear friend while we were in Lisbon a few days ago
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Not a selfie but a great candid by a dear friend while we were in Lisbon a few days ago
Aforementioned thighs
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Aforementioned thighs
Also attempting to serve a lewk a few nights ago for dinner
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Also attempting to serve a lewk a few nights ago for dinner
TAP flight between Lisbon and Madrid. I think these seats are Portuguese sized ... Guess who is decidedly NOT Portuguese sized 😆
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
TAP flight between Lisbon and Madrid. I think these seats are Portuguese sized ... Guess who is decidedly NOT Portuguese sized 😆
Attempts at artsy in Spain and Portugal (so far)
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Attempts at artsy in Spain and Portugal (so far)
We may have splurged a touch ... Also, amazing how you can spend years (maybe even a decade) of points in one go.
Tomorrow España
Tomorrow España
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
We may have splurged a touch ... Also, amazing how you can spend years (maybe even a decade) of points in one go.
Tomorrow España
Tomorrow España
Sushi tray #2 for lunch because who needs feelings and anxiety when you can stuff your face and not talk to anyone in the office 🤣🤣🤣
October 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Sushi tray #2 for lunch because who needs feelings and anxiety when you can stuff your face and not talk to anyone in the office 🤣🤣🤣
Pack only the essentials
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Pack only the essentials
and the sexy costume that never costumed was definitely Magnum P.I.E. (he's chunky cos he loves Pie)
October 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
and the sexy costume that never costumed was definitely Magnum P.I.E. (he's chunky cos he loves Pie)
I personally thought our "craw-Dads" costumes were all time bangers but we also had a smack of jellyfish which were contest winners in Chicago
October 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I personally thought our "craw-Dads" costumes were all time bangers but we also had a smack of jellyfish which were contest winners in Chicago
Big hair don't care
** Really do care but funny how sleep messed with my slick-back
** Really do care but funny how sleep messed with my slick-back
October 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Big hair don't care
** Really do care but funny how sleep messed with my slick-back
** Really do care but funny how sleep messed with my slick-back
A triptych of gratuitous selfies as the bus-stop. Ordered from least to most Daddy
October 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A triptych of gratuitous selfies as the bus-stop. Ordered from least to most Daddy
Something about the lighting on the cherry blossoms in the backyard last night was beautiful but a little unsettling
October 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Something about the lighting on the cherry blossoms in the backyard last night was beautiful but a little unsettling
Light and shadow
October 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Light and shadow
Chch street art making me giggle again
The Majin Boo shaped like a penis (Majin Benis?) in the bathroom of the bar across the street was solid too
The Majin Boo shaped like a penis (Majin Benis?) in the bathroom of the bar across the street was solid too
September 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Chch street art making me giggle again
The Majin Boo shaped like a penis (Majin Benis?) in the bathroom of the bar across the street was solid too
The Majin Boo shaped like a penis (Majin Benis?) in the bathroom of the bar across the street was solid too
Bonus pics.
No real action pics ... Clearly I need to get my thighs out next time 😜😆😜
No real action pics ... Clearly I need to get my thighs out next time 😜😆😜
September 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Bonus pics.
No real action pics ... Clearly I need to get my thighs out next time 😜😆😜
No real action pics ... Clearly I need to get my thighs out next time 😜😆😜
What a great weekend of IGR rugby!
The Falcons put on a great tournament, we played Brisbane (eventual Purchas Cup winners), Melbourne, and Sydney. All were tight competitive games and we ended 1:2 win:loss.
Amazing team mates, lots of laughs, fun, and named the Falcons Forward of the Tournament!
The Falcons put on a great tournament, we played Brisbane (eventual Purchas Cup winners), Melbourne, and Sydney. All were tight competitive games and we ended 1:2 win:loss.
Amazing team mates, lots of laughs, fun, and named the Falcons Forward of the Tournament!
September 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
What a great weekend of IGR rugby!
The Falcons put on a great tournament, we played Brisbane (eventual Purchas Cup winners), Melbourne, and Sydney. All were tight competitive games and we ended 1:2 win:loss.
Amazing team mates, lots of laughs, fun, and named the Falcons Forward of the Tournament!
The Falcons put on a great tournament, we played Brisbane (eventual Purchas Cup winners), Melbourne, and Sydney. All were tight competitive games and we ended 1:2 win:loss.
Amazing team mates, lots of laughs, fun, and named the Falcons Forward of the Tournament!
Bus boy ... Off to my first scrum practice in aaaages
Wish my core, back, and neck strength and resilience
Wish my core, back, and neck strength and resilience
September 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Bus boy ... Off to my first scrum practice in aaaages
Wish my core, back, and neck strength and resilience
Wish my core, back, and neck strength and resilience