Top 4 in CL, with 5000 players out. Genuine achievement.
January 28, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Top 4 in CL, with 5000 players out. Genuine achievement.
Top four! We might qualify for the premier league next year
January 20, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Top four! We might qualify for the premier league next year
football’s better a) when you win and b) when big Ally is on the comms
January 20, 2026 at 9:55 PM
football’s better a) when you win and b) when big Ally is on the comms
Simons was grown in a lab to thrive against German teams, clearly
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Simons was grown in a lab to thrive against German teams, clearly
Vicario [plural]: an old Italian phrase for having many heart attacks for no damn fucking reason
January 20, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Vicario [plural]: an old Italian phrase for having many heart attacks for no damn fucking reason
Poch + Romero is going to be so red card heavy and I’m so fucking ready for it now
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Poch + Romero is going to be so red card heavy and I’m so fucking ready for it now
At least Danso will play more when we hire Amorim for an 8 month stint
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
At least Danso will play more when we hire Amorim for an 8 month stint
To be fair West Ham can beat anyone on their day. Really underrated side. Quietly stacked with quality.
January 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
To be fair West Ham can beat anyone on their day. Really underrated side. Quietly stacked with quality.
absolutely shambolic yellow that, ridiculous refereeing
January 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
absolutely shambolic yellow that, ridiculous refereeing
Tel has been so exciting today
January 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Tel has been so exciting today
I do think this would be quite a good squad for Poch’s football (eg Xavi, Gray, Bergvall), but my goodness would we have a lot of hamstring injuries
January 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I do think this would be quite a good squad for Poch’s football (eg Xavi, Gray, Bergvall), but my goodness would we have a lot of hamstring injuries
Villa are a wildly better team than us, but the inevitability of the next 45 is killer
January 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Villa are a wildly better team than us, but the inevitability of the next 45 is killer
Generally have resisted being too aggressively #FrankOut but this really feels like the end now. Just not sure who comes in, if it wasn’t for the WC I’d be standing outside Poch’s house in the rain, fully naked, screaming
January 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Generally have resisted being too aggressively #FrankOut but this really feels like the end now. Just not sure who comes in, if it wasn’t for the WC I’d be standing outside Poch’s house in the rain, fully naked, screaming
please buy some players @vinai
January 7, 2026 at 9:28 PM
please buy some players @vinai
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha yes, yes yes, of course
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha yes, yes yes, of course
few things I enjoy more than a Romero double tackle
January 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
few things I enjoy more than a Romero double tackle
lads come on we could actually win this
January 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
lads come on we could actually win this
absolutely ABSURD ratio of bad performances to worldie goals this season, it’s a new flavour of spursy
January 7, 2026 at 9:08 PM
absolutely ABSURD ratio of bad performances to worldie goals this season, it’s a new flavour of spursy
can’t believe this whole season is Marinakis’s fault
January 7, 2026 at 8:52 PM
can’t believe this whole season is Marinakis’s fault
lovely bit of work from Xavi then a truly not lovely bit of work from Pedro
January 7, 2026 at 8:49 PM
lovely bit of work from Xavi then a truly not lovely bit of work from Pedro
the second Xavi starts to complete passes, he’s doing his achilles
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
the second Xavi starts to complete passes, he’s doing his achilles
defence against the dark arts but for progressive midfielders
January 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
defence against the dark arts but for progressive midfielders