Ted Newman
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Ted Newman
@sprucedeuce253.bsky.social
A dude with no plan.
Stole from Chevron/Exxon/Shell
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Palestra would be a show
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
entropy, usually
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
TAKE THE WHOLE WEEK OFF IT IS YOUR PTO YOU EARNED IT FUCK ‘EM
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Who will be more Mahome-y? Baker or Bryce?
December 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Super Bowl ring affects his grip
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
no I did not
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
shit. I missed the window
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Wait. We had stopped?
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
But, no, Ducks fans are not obsessed with Washington
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
can I hold your login info for a minute, partner?
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM