Spritey
spritanium.bsky.social
Spritey
@spritanium.bsky.social
Est. 2008, Creator of vintage Hotel Mario YouTube Slop https://spritanium.com
I've been a hardcore Nintendo fan for like 25 years and never once have I felt compelled to try the Virtual Boy

It kinda feels like they just found a bunch of old Virtual Boy stock in a warehouse somewhere and decided to add Bluetooth + sell them for $99 each
January 28, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Like the loudest stuff you'll hear is from the politicos who say "Americans hate Kamala because she's a far left nutcase" but I don't think the average American hates her. I think they Nothing her
January 27, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Sounds like a take someone would come up with if they just learned what "means of production" means two months ago
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 PM
These movies are primarily a way for Nintendo to sell toys of designs they already have trademarked
January 26, 2026 at 2:18 PM
This is my favorite game. Fair warning that like 80% of it isn't fun
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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totally legit i was there this is me
January 25, 2026 at 5:55 PM
January 25, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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The point of a business is to extract as much from the customers as you can while giving them as little as you can in return. That's the exact opposite of what we should want from government.

Then add on the problems of nepo-babies who think they built what they inherited.
January 24, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Allows Nazis to satisfy bloodlust
January 25, 2026 at 10:52 AM
My dog even barks at cartoon dogs, which is fascinating to me because it means the principles of animation don't only work on humans
January 25, 2026 at 10:46 AM
I think it's more likely that they die confused with a vague idea that "liberals ruined everything" honestly
January 25, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Love how his shoes are still the same
January 25, 2026 at 1:37 AM