sporksmith.bsky.social
@sporksmith.bsky.social
Cat-dad, unicyclist, hackerman
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I'm mainly over at hachyderm.io/@sporksmith, but it seems the masses have spoken so I guess now I'm here too 😜
sporksmith :unicycle: :rust: (@[email protected])
978 Posts, 239 Following, 239 Followers · Computer engineer working in #Rust, #C, and #CPlusPlus. #micromobility enthusiast, including #longboarding, #unicycling, and #bicycling. Occasionally #sing th...
hachyderm.io
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My interest in a retro video game greatly increases if I once saw the game in a comic book ad, but never got a chance to play it.

Those comic book ads really played the long game.
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Trying to get our cat Yamaha to put on some weight. The last couple days I get excited when I get on the scale with him to see that our total weight has gone up, then disappointed when I weigh myself alone to find that nope, only MY weight has gone up.
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Censorship may be a cat-and-mouse game, but our teams are staying ahead. If you want to hear more about our ongoing fight for online freedom, join us for our State of the Onion event on November 12 at 17:00 UTC. 📺

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTDt...
State of the Onion 2025
YouTube video by The Tor Project
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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"Are you just going to be sad, or are you going to do something about it?"

"I WILL DO BOTH, THANK YOU."
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
No cupholders? No problem! #unicycle
November 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Quick cultural lecture time, from Sigrid Ellis:

As we are in Spooky Season, why do so many horror movies of the 80s and early 90s feature extremely creepy homeless people?

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October 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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showing trump an episode of mobile suit gundam and convincing him we need to catch up to japan's military
September 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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A lot of the time I think about 9/11 wherein about 3,000 people died and we started a 20 years war over it and completely upended society. But when 3,000 people a week died of covid, when 2,000 people are disappeared by the government, it’s kinda nothing. I dunno. Just bounces around in my head.
September 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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"one day, everyone will have always been against this"
September 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?

TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Now that Kirk's killer seems to be caught, maybe the news could spare a moment's attention for the right wing, from the commentariat up to the GOP and president, whose immediate reaction was not mourning, but to seize the opportunity to try to incite violence against groups they hate
September 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!)

Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...
September 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I've sent my top man for the job
September 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Cyclists, don't forget to wear hi viz!
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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to my former google friends: omg, they finally made the gShoe from the classic mandatory training "Don't Make The gShoe"
“Inside the heel of the shoe, a small insert can be lifted to reveal the compartment. Then, parents can track the location of their child — or, at least their child’s shoes.”
Skechers is making kids' shoes with a hidden AirTag compartment | TechCrunch
Skechers launches kids' shoes with built-in AirTag holder.
techcrunch.com
July 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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My new Otterball playmats were special delivered to me by Ultra Pro yesterday so I have them at Gen Con along with my new Basilisk Collar Dog and Ruthless Negotiation! They look great!
August 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Off to Detroit for #unicycle nationals! carefully packed everything into a bicycle hard case ... and then shoved it all into a bike bag instead to make the 50 lb airline weight limit. Was 10 lbs over and the case itself is almost 20.
July 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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My three-year-old niece recently obtained a set of Mario and Luigi dolls. Yesterday, she referred to them as "Luigi" and "Other Luigi," thus ending 42 years of injustice.
June 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Austin, TX #NoKings
June 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Here is a great picture of the Austin, Texas @ the Captial, No 👑 Kings! Protest Rally. Good and peaceful turn out.
June 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Looking at an old Keebler Elves commercial and thinking, "A hollow tree is not nearly clean enough for food preparation."
June 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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“US Regime Deploys Troops, Arrests Citizens, and Detains Opposition Amid Mass Pro-Democracy Protests”

What if we wrote about events in Trump’s America in the way that Western media describe African and Middle Eastern countries?

Brilliant stuff, from @premthakker.bsky.social
US Regime Deploys Troops, Arrests Citizens, and Detains Opposition Amid Mass Pro-Democracy Protests
What if we wrote about events in Trump’s America in the way that Western media describe African and Middle Eastern countries?
zeteo.com
June 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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We're living at a moment when ICE is threatening not only to arrest and deport immigrants but arrest and prosecute everyday people and leaders for educating others about their constitutional rights.

Helping to defend our immigrant communities is one clear action that we can all take right now. ⤵️
How to Defend Immigrants Against the Most Common ICE Tactics
These “know your rights” videos have crucial, easy-to-understand information.
www.teenvogue.com
June 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM