DirkNiblick
@spolem.net
Grown-up 80s computer nerd who never really grew up.
US christofascists are existing on borrowed time.
🛑 I can’t believe I have to say this, but followers with a feed of (half) naked photos will be reported and blocked immediately.
US christofascists are existing on borrowed time.
🛑 I can’t believe I have to say this, but followers with a feed of (half) naked photos will be reported and blocked immediately.
Got here too late. I was hoping to see the hogtied baby Jesus. Darn.
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Got here too late. I was hoping to see the hogtied baby Jesus. Darn.
Can he not stand anymore? Is he filmed doing anything more strenuous than sitting or leaning against a wall?
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Can he not stand anymore? Is he filmed doing anything more strenuous than sitting or leaning against a wall?
Or he’ll just “kill everybody” everybody…
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Or he’ll just “kill everybody” everybody…
More like ThePatheticBlonde, amirite?
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
More like ThePatheticBlonde, amirite?
Everyone who doesn’t believe he cooked one turkey, let alone two, himself, raise your hand. 🙋🏻♂️
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Everyone who doesn’t believe he cooked one turkey, let alone two, himself, raise your hand. 🙋🏻♂️
A DONALD TRUMP POCKET DICTIONARY:
'Fake News' = I did that.
'You are a horrible person' = I did that too.
'Witch hunt' = Of course, I did that.
'Hoax' = I did that more than you know.
'Fake News' = I did that.
'You are a horrible person' = I did that too.
'Witch hunt' = Of course, I did that.
'Hoax' = I did that more than you know.
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
A DONALD TRUMP POCKET DICTIONARY:
'Fake News' = I did that.
'You are a horrible person' = I did that too.
'Witch hunt' = Of course, I did that.
'Hoax' = I did that more than you know.
'Fake News' = I did that.
'You are a horrible person' = I did that too.
'Witch hunt' = Of course, I did that.
'Hoax' = I did that more than you know.
Reddit is riddled with internet cancer. I deleted my account years ago and not visiting it every waking moment has probably added years to my life.
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Reddit is riddled with internet cancer. I deleted my account years ago and not visiting it every waking moment has probably added years to my life.
👏 The 👏 Washington 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 also 👏 garbage
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
👏 The 👏 Washington 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 also 👏 garbage
I believe they know exactly what they’re doing. They’re stupid, but they’re also monsters.
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I believe they know exactly what they’re doing. They’re stupid, but they’re also monsters.
I miss my Minnesota winters. I’m only in Nebraska, but I snicker when it gets down to 50° and the locals flee into their parkas. I’m not even wearing a hoodie until I can see my breath.
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I miss my Minnesota winters. I’m only in Nebraska, but I snicker when it gets down to 50° and the locals flee into their parkas. I’m not even wearing a hoodie until I can see my breath.
Someday he will shut up forever. 🤞
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Someday he will shut up forever. 🤞
⏱️ He won’t spend a second in prison for it either.
⚰️ But soon he’ll spend eternity in a pine box.
⌛️ Not soon enough.
⚰️ But soon he’ll spend eternity in a pine box.
⌛️ Not soon enough.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
⏱️ He won’t spend a second in prison for it either.
⚰️ But soon he’ll spend eternity in a pine box.
⌛️ Not soon enough.
⚰️ But soon he’ll spend eternity in a pine box.
⌛️ Not soon enough.
I worked for Lockheed and know they’re monsters, but Musk is worse. And I don’t believe Musk doesn’t receive compensation from SpaceX, so some of that tax payer money is sticking to his hands. His DOGE bullshit should exclude him from profiting off the government in any way.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I worked for Lockheed and know they’re monsters, but Musk is worse. And I don’t believe Musk doesn’t receive compensation from SpaceX, so some of that tax payer money is sticking to his hands. His DOGE bullshit should exclude him from profiting off the government in any way.
And you sure as shit shouldn’t ever trust them to not double cross you in the future.
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
And you sure as shit shouldn’t ever trust them to not double cross you in the future.
Yes, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t infuriating. The enemy of your enemy can be your friend. That doesn’t mean they aren’t still a giant self-serving idiot who can only experience empathy once they’ve been PERSONALLY impacted by MAGA’s cruelty.
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Yes, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t infuriating. The enemy of your enemy can be your friend. That doesn’t mean they aren’t still a giant self-serving idiot who can only experience empathy once they’ve been PERSONALLY impacted by MAGA’s cruelty.
This is fair, but I hate the fact that government dollars are given to Musk. I’d rather it be to literally any other crooked billionaire.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This is fair, but I hate the fact that government dollars are given to Musk. I’d rather it be to literally any other crooked billionaire.
Nobody (with a functioning mind) feels sorry for you, Mike. Your Christian Nationalist ass deserves this feeling.
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Nobody (with a functioning mind) feels sorry for you, Mike. Your Christian Nationalist ass deserves this feeling.
It’s because he can’t stand up anymore without the risk of his cankles exploding with diarrhea.
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It’s because he can’t stand up anymore without the risk of his cankles exploding with diarrhea.
All of that stuff should be done at NASA. But we can’t because our government sucks.
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
All of that stuff should be done at NASA. But we can’t because our government sucks.
You’re a worthless person, Mr. President. Only death, despair and destruction has followed your wake and we’re all worse off for it. Your death will create the most celebrated corpse in the history of America. 🍊🤡☠️⚰️🎉🥳🎈🍾
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You’re a worthless person, Mr. President. Only death, despair and destruction has followed your wake and we’re all worse off for it. Your death will create the most celebrated corpse in the history of America. 🍊🤡☠️⚰️🎉🥳🎈🍾