Avon Caulin
@spodulike.bsky.social
Gordon Fuckin-Bennett, a door-to-door door dealer. Retired spacehopper jockey from Dingdong & ambivalent Spudinist 🥔, fmr UK PM '55-57, "Not" an "AI" "😉".
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(don't say 'no, cos he charges extra for that'.... 'no, don't say it'... 'don't!'...) Sleep well 😴😌
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
(don't say 'no, cos he charges extra for that'.... 'no, don't say it'... 'don't!'...) Sleep well 😴😌
(i got that joke off of bbc2 so it's definitely ok. Probably 😬)
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
(i got that joke off of bbc2 so it's definitely ok. Probably 😬)
Is it true that LCM came home from work at dawn & put sixteen dollars & twenty cents on the table & you said "$16 & 20 cents? 20 cents? Who gave you the 20 cents?" & he just sobbed "EVERYBODY gave me 20 cents 😭"
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Is it true that LCM came home from work at dawn & put sixteen dollars & twenty cents on the table & you said "$16 & 20 cents? 20 cents? Who gave you the 20 cents?" & he just sobbed "EVERYBODY gave me 20 cents 😭"
Your not a Russian General are you? Some of the stories you hear though... (😣)
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Your not a Russian General are you? Some of the stories you hear though... (😣)
(it's part of the therapy, you have to make them feel comfortable, maybe pander to the delusions just a little... it makes it a little easier when you confront them with the reality they've been trying to deny for soooooo long) (it's what my analyst does with me)
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
(it's part of the therapy, you have to make them feel comfortable, maybe pander to the delusions just a little... it makes it a little easier when you confront them with the reality they've been trying to deny for soooooo long) (it's what my analyst does with me)
YES! I KNOW, I KNOW, your actually NOT American, despite living there & earning an amt in Dollars that would make Croesus quite jealous. Green with envy, probably.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
YES! I KNOW, I KNOW, your actually NOT American, despite living there & earning an amt in Dollars that would make Croesus quite jealous. Green with envy, probably.
No, ofc not, I'm not stupid, just malicious & cowardly. & a bit wiffy in winter too. & summer as well, come to think of it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
No, ofc not, I'm not stupid, just malicious & cowardly. & a bit wiffy in winter too. & summer as well, come to think of it.
Profumo alopogies to you, my decidedly not-green compadre! The Colonial Rodent made me do it 😩
a baby is sitting on a bed wearing a varsity shirt and crying .
ALT: a baby is sitting on a bed wearing a varsity shirt and crying .
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November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Profumo alopogies to you, my decidedly not-green compadre! The Colonial Rodent made me do it 😩
Don't fancy fitting the mechanism. Pertwee particularly.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Don't fancy fitting the mechanism. Pertwee particularly.
Well yes, to an extent. It's just that they never admit it, they go around being all green and verdant and that & when you say "well, you're obviously Green then" they look at you as if yr saying something awful. Get it out in the open, own it. Don't just sit halfway up the stairs looking affronted.
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Well yes, to an extent. It's just that they never admit it, they go around being all green and verdant and that & when you say "well, you're obviously Green then" they look at you as if yr saying something awful. Get it out in the open, own it. Don't just sit halfway up the stairs looking affronted.
They all say that.
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
They all say that.
Jesus H Christ, my 'Pictures' folder on this phone is at least 70% tins of bloody spam. If it ever gets a forensic examination by the police they'll have to make up a new law to deal with it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Jesus H Christ, my 'Pictures' folder on this phone is at least 70% tins of bloody spam. If it ever gets a forensic examination by the police they'll have to make up a new law to deal with it.
Well thank you 🎩🤏
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November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Well thank you 🎩🤏
Ask the police if you could use the probe afterwards (yes, after wiping it)
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ask the police if you could use the probe afterwards (yes, after wiping it)
😆 you are a BAD MAN David.
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
😆 you are a BAD MAN David.
🤷. (Conscious a couple of my last posts seem a bit bleak wrt human nature, I'm actually quite positive abt us, just coincidence. Must learn more abt Camus, think I'm an Absurdist at heart, thx 4 bringing it up & setting me in that direction(if it was you😄))
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
🤷. (Conscious a couple of my last posts seem a bit bleak wrt human nature, I'm actually quite positive abt us, just coincidence. Must learn more abt Camus, think I'm an Absurdist at heart, thx 4 bringing it up & setting me in that direction(if it was you😄))
Yaaaay! I recon it's going to be good, think you'll all have fun & profit from it.
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Yaaaay! I recon it's going to be good, think you'll all have fun & profit from it.