Spencer Nitz
@spnitz.bsky.social
The Guide to the Rapidly-aging Misanthrope.
Recovering politico, now this is pretty much an anti-Dodger feed.
Recovering politico, now this is pretty much an anti-Dodger feed.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Guaranteed anyone that has spent more than 2 minutes around the guy has needed some though
I don't think JD’s ever done Ibuprofen. I don't know if anyone's ever offered him any.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Guaranteed anyone that has spent more than 2 minutes around the guy has needed some though
November 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It's Halloween in Japan. The employees at my hotel are all dressed as minions.
I guess that makes Hyatt the supervillain.
I guess that makes Hyatt the supervillain.
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It's Halloween in Japan. The employees at my hotel are all dressed as minions.
I guess that makes Hyatt the supervillain.
I guess that makes Hyatt the supervillain.
Obviously yes. Though butter doesn't exactly need the help.
October 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Obviously yes. Though butter doesn't exactly need the help.
Now entering the "he looks good for his age" stage of life. If you need me, I'll be exclusively at places with poor lighting after 8 p.m.
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Now entering the "he looks good for his age" stage of life. If you need me, I'll be exclusively at places with poor lighting after 8 p.m.
Hello from the Japanese Baseball Hall of Fame!
Here's some cool stuff.
Here's some cool stuff.
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Hello from the Japanese Baseball Hall of Fame!
Here's some cool stuff.
Here's some cool stuff.
The existential crisis of our time.
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The existential crisis of our time.
Back to Japan, A Refreshingly Functional CountryTM
October 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Back to Japan, A Refreshingly Functional CountryTM
Apologies, Americas for that bright white light from the south and west.
It's just me removing my shirt outdoors.
It's just me removing my shirt outdoors.
October 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Apologies, Americas for that bright white light from the south and west.
It's just me removing my shirt outdoors.
It's just me removing my shirt outdoors.
Reposted by Spencer Nitz
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
Fear is getting a haircut in a foreign country, not speaking their language, and not able to wear your glasses.
October 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Fear is getting a haircut in a foreign country, not speaking their language, and not able to wear your glasses.
What do you think is the sexiest looking letter?
I'm going with X. Symmetry, straight lines, great posture. Unfortunately, total garbage personality.
I'm going with X. Symmetry, straight lines, great posture. Unfortunately, total garbage personality.
September 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What do you think is the sexiest looking letter?
I'm going with X. Symmetry, straight lines, great posture. Unfortunately, total garbage personality.
I'm going with X. Symmetry, straight lines, great posture. Unfortunately, total garbage personality.
This is pretty much the philosophy I apply to the majority of my life.
What does Ken Jennings think of his original Jeopardy! interviews? You'll just have to watch to find out. Catch the extended version here: youtu.be/1ZE5ktHBzFQ
September 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This is pretty much the philosophy I apply to the majority of my life.
This is a very important contribution to the rich history of America's pasttime.
(not being sarcastic, I swear)
(not being sarcastic, I swear)
I imagine many of you were doing long weekend things on Friday. I strongly encourage those of you who missed it to read this article I had way too much fun writing and researching.
How Much Candy Is in a Major League Dugout? blogs.fangraphs.com/how-much-can...
September 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is a very important contribution to the rich history of America's pasttime.
(not being sarcastic, I swear)
(not being sarcastic, I swear)
This is genuinely the worst possible outcome.
NEWS: MLB and ESPN have a framework agreement that would give the network the exclusive rights to sell all out-of-market regular-season games digitally and in-market games for five clubs over the next three years, sources told The Athletic.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/656...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/656...
August 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This is genuinely the worst possible outcome.
Drive safe, fraudgers.
August 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Drive safe, fraudgers.
My Morning Jacket! Sometimes Salt Lake can be pretty cool.
August 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My Morning Jacket! Sometimes Salt Lake can be pretty cool.
It's a holiday weekend in my home state.
There are a lot of ways to celebrate, but I think this is the best one.
There are a lot of ways to celebrate, but I think this is the best one.
July 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's a holiday weekend in my home state.
There are a lot of ways to celebrate, but I think this is the best one.
There are a lot of ways to celebrate, but I think this is the best one.
is there a massive baseball-Kpop contingent? I don't think there is in my area.
BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA 🗣️
Blackpink has teamed up with Complex and Fanatics to drop a limited edition capsule that includes items featuring the Dodgers, Mets, Cubs and White Sox
#BLACKPINK #블랙핑크 #YG @BLACKPINK
Blackpink has teamed up with Complex and Fanatics to drop a limited edition capsule that includes items featuring the Dodgers, Mets, Cubs and White Sox
#BLACKPINK #블랙핑크 #YG @BLACKPINK
July 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
is there a massive baseball-Kpop contingent? I don't think there is in my area.
*Shohei sneezes*
MLB: OHTANI'S HISTORIC breath velocity will leave you breathless!
MLB: OHTANI'S HISTORIC breath velocity will leave you breathless!
June 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
*Shohei sneezes*
MLB: OHTANI'S HISTORIC breath velocity will leave you breathless!
MLB: OHTANI'S HISTORIC breath velocity will leave you breathless!
Globe Life, Chase Field, Daikin, et al. = OakSacVegAths press conference tool shed.
June 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Globe Life, Chase Field, Daikin, et al. = OakSacVegAths press conference tool shed.
The entire country music writing industry could be replaced with AI and not one person would notice a difference.
June 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The entire country music writing industry could be replaced with AI and not one person would notice a difference.
After 5+ blissful years of Mike Lee's emails automatically routing to my spam folder, somehow he snuck one into my main inbox this afternoon.
Never has 'mark as spam' been clicked so quickly.
Never has 'mark as spam' been clicked so quickly.
May 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
After 5+ blissful years of Mike Lee's emails automatically routing to my spam folder, somehow he snuck one into my main inbox this afternoon.
Never has 'mark as spam' been clicked so quickly.
Never has 'mark as spam' been clicked so quickly.