Splitdipless (or Main.py)
@splitdipless.bsky.social
Trump-Epstein Files. Give credit to the official biographer.
February 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Trump-Epstein Files. Give credit to the official biographer.
Bluesky had the power to verify Jerry. They chose chaotic comedy instead.
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Bluesky had the power to verify Jerry. They chose chaotic comedy instead.
Just kidding. All pedos in jail, k thanx, bye.
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Just kidding. All pedos in jail, k thanx, bye.
That's a nice 2/3rds of a White House you guys got there - how's your insurance? All up to date against fire? It would be a shame if a few Newfies having a dart get a bit close...
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
That's a nice 2/3rds of a White House you guys got there - how's your insurance? All up to date against fire? It would be a shame if a few Newfies having a dart get a bit close...
I can't believe your country still thinks coal is a good thing. Do you guys still burn leaded gas outside and smoke inside?
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I can't believe your country still thinks coal is a good thing. Do you guys still burn leaded gas outside and smoke inside?
Close the Ambassador if the Gordie Howe isn't opened.
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Close the Ambassador if the Gordie Howe isn't opened.
Correction: he wants us to compensate him for a bridge we paid for. Close the Ambassador as a response.
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Correction: he wants us to compensate him for a bridge we paid for. Close the Ambassador as a response.