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30s. kenthusiast.
i'm so glad i got to vote in the most exciting election in a long ass time
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
women on reddit are like "my boyfriend is a disgusting slob who has crusty sheets, hasn't showered in two weeks, and doesn't wipe or wash his ass. ladies, is this normal? should i let it go? he's really sweet and i love him"
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
earlier saw my least fav villager judy sneaking about ed's door and windows because she's a miserable gossip who needs to get in other people's business
August 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Was at the blackpink concert yesterday and there was a white man wearing a shirt that said “Korea best kept secret in Asia”….like bud we’re at a sold out stadium concert of a Korean group in a whole different continent
July 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Yes that was definitely my goal in searching for Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and yes I’d be happy to answer a 16 question survey about it
July 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
brothers i don't understand why mabel won't let me buy all the clothes i want at once, when i go to the mall i don't need to buy every outfit separately
July 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
What a great song tidal.com/track/115286...
f(x) - 나비 Butterfly
Listen to 나비 Butterfly on TIDAL
tidal.com
July 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The very best boy is having a birthday
June 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i'm so ready for the fucking NYC primary to be over so I can stop getting 500 texts a day from people asking me to vote for them
June 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Nooooo Chief nooo why HER

(Pls ignore that I forgot the correct button for a photo)
June 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i could've told you this and i am not a researcher at MIT and have a degree in graphic design lol
New research from MIT found that those who used ChatGPT can’t remember any of the content of their essays.

Key takeaway: the product doesn’t suffer, but the process does. And when it comes to essays, the process *is* how they learn.

arxiv.org/pdf/2506.088...
June 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Now why would you come to my house and start taking a dump the second I show you the bathroom and then after a couple minutes say you have to leave and not even wash your hands
June 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
my boss wanted me to install this shit and I choosen't to
It's possible that Grammarly has lost it's damn freaking mind.

#writing #writingcommunity #booksky
June 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
June 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
9 cute guys and an awful wench
June 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
i've never in my life been this cold on june 1st
June 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Judy could never
June 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
in the space of one hour, this bitch said these two rude things AND told sasha that his catchphrase is boring
June 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
thinking about the time my then roommate said a ripe mango was "slimy" and informed me that it should be crunchy
May 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
every time judy says "myohmy!" is a time i want to hit her with my net
May 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
hey so, what the fuck
The US Administration has indefinitely blocked *all* student visa applicants from getting a visa interview.

Worldwide, unconditional, no end date. All.

International students are crucial to the US university system, American innovation, and future US prosperity.
Rubio Reportedly Pauses New International Student Visa Interviews
More than 1.1 million international students were enrolled at U.S. colleges and universities in the 2023-2024 school year.
www.forbes.com
May 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Being fat phobic has consequences
May 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
i made everyone stand in a line in order of cuteness in my eyes
May 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I miss my switch, I need to go say hi to Sasha, he’s moving in today
May 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM