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I was looking at a friend's instagram the other day on my phone and I hit the home button too long and an ai thing happened. It tried to find info on the pic and it said something like "this picture shows a non-celebrity that strongly resembles Morticia from the Addams family."
January 22, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I was looking at a friend's instagram the other day on my phone and I hit the home button too long and an ai thing happened. It tried to find info on the pic and it said something like "this picture shows a non-celebrity that strongly resembles Morticia from the Addams family."
They got Kenny Omega to do the motion capture and gave Alex the One-Winged Angel. That's fun.
Alex, the Big Apple brawler, will make his descent into the ring of #StreetFighter6 on March 17. 🤼♂️
No use holding back when faced with the Dark Devil himself, as he'll show you no mercy with his array of devastatingly powerful throws!
No use holding back when faced with the Dark Devil himself, as he'll show you no mercy with his array of devastatingly powerful throws!
Street Fighter 6 - Alex Gameplay Trailer
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January 21, 2026 at 11:43 PM
They got Kenny Omega to do the motion capture and gave Alex the One-Winged Angel. That's fun.
I opened tiktok and the first thing I saw was one of those first person hand holding videos with lyrics from a Staind song on screen.
Immediately closed.
It's too early to get blindsided with a white trash flashbang.
Immediately closed.
It's too early to get blindsided with a white trash flashbang.
January 21, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I opened tiktok and the first thing I saw was one of those first person hand holding videos with lyrics from a Staind song on screen.
Immediately closed.
It's too early to get blindsided with a white trash flashbang.
Immediately closed.
It's too early to get blindsided with a white trash flashbang.
I swear I just heard someone say Jimmy Nipples. I realize it was probably Nichols and I misheard, but what if?
Jimmy Nipples
Jimmy Nipples
January 21, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I swear I just heard someone say Jimmy Nipples. I realize it was probably Nichols and I misheard, but what if?
Jimmy Nipples
Jimmy Nipples
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CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
I wonder how healthy all of this social media stuff is. There was a time when someone left your life, you may never see them again. You had no choice. But now you can look at their instagram or twitter or whatever anytime you want. For example 11:10pm on a Monday night. And the wound never heals.
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I wonder how healthy all of this social media stuff is. There was a time when someone left your life, you may never see them again. You had no choice. But now you can look at their instagram or twitter or whatever anytime you want. For example 11:10pm on a Monday night. And the wound never heals.
X-files trending at number 1? Is it finally happening? Am I controlling the world?
January 20, 2026 at 3:41 AM
X-files trending at number 1? Is it finally happening? Am I controlling the world?
I was digging in the dating app mines and I saw a profile that said they were looking for someone confident and good in bed. And I was like "Ope! Sorry for wasting your time."
January 19, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I was digging in the dating app mines and I saw a profile that said they were looking for someone confident and good in bed. And I was like "Ope! Sorry for wasting your time."
I threw axes at a wall the other day for about an hour. Kinda fun. Mostly because they made it a video game and that's about all it takes for my dumb monkey brain.
They should gamify treating me nice and telling me you love me.
They should gamify treating me nice and telling me you love me.
January 19, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I threw axes at a wall the other day for about an hour. Kinda fun. Mostly because they made it a video game and that's about all it takes for my dumb monkey brain.
They should gamify treating me nice and telling me you love me.
They should gamify treating me nice and telling me you love me.
As if it were ever in doubt a bad personality can ruin any amount of good looks. If I see "conservative/christian" on a dating profile I'm swiping left before I even look at your car selfies for the baby seats in the background you neglected to mention.
And man, my thumb is getting tired.
And man, my thumb is getting tired.
January 19, 2026 at 2:20 AM
As if it were ever in doubt a bad personality can ruin any amount of good looks. If I see "conservative/christian" on a dating profile I'm swiping left before I even look at your car selfies for the baby seats in the background you neglected to mention.
And man, my thumb is getting tired.
And man, my thumb is getting tired.
New Silent Hill moobie this weekend. Will I go or will I sit at home, read a bad review, and decide to wait for it to show up on streaming? I have a guess, but it'd be cool if I actually went out to see it.
January 19, 2026 at 1:46 AM
New Silent Hill moobie this weekend. Will I go or will I sit at home, read a bad review, and decide to wait for it to show up on streaming? I have a guess, but it'd be cool if I actually went out to see it.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
I've now started getting comments on my music of people thinking it's ai generated. On the one hand, thank you for saying it's inhumanely perfect, but also come the fuck onnnnn.
So thanks, big tech for running the planet, RAM prices, and now art. Super cool.
So thanks, big tech for running the planet, RAM prices, and now art. Super cool.
January 18, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I've now started getting comments on my music of people thinking it's ai generated. On the one hand, thank you for saying it's inhumanely perfect, but also come the fuck onnnnn.
So thanks, big tech for running the planet, RAM prices, and now art. Super cool.
So thanks, big tech for running the planet, RAM prices, and now art. Super cool.
On Saturdays, we get wild.
January 18, 2026 at 3:03 AM
On Saturdays, we get wild.
When he said, "it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie" what did he mean by that?
This thought woke me up. I'm going back to bed. Goodniiiight
This thought woke me up. I'm going back to bed. Goodniiiight
January 17, 2026 at 2:56 PM
When he said, "it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie" what did he mean by that?
This thought woke me up. I'm going back to bed. Goodniiiight
This thought woke me up. I'm going back to bed. Goodniiiight
Jesus Christ. I just looked at my twitter's For You page and it was the horniest place on earth. I'm probably telling on myself, but it didn't use to be that way.
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Jesus Christ. I just looked at my twitter's For You page and it was the horniest place on earth. I'm probably telling on myself, but it didn't use to be that way.
Sending texts at 2:30 am to my buddy who has a family and probably has been in bed for 4 hours. It's part of my charm.
January 17, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Sending texts at 2:30 am to my buddy who has a family and probably has been in bed for 4 hours. It's part of my charm.
I had a weird dream last night. The details are fuzzy, but I remember a battery powered ceiling fan in a giant Nintendo Switch box, a theme park, accidental compromising positions, and fishnets.
What does it all mean? I don't even like the Switch.
What does it all mean? I don't even like the Switch.
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I had a weird dream last night. The details are fuzzy, but I remember a battery powered ceiling fan in a giant Nintendo Switch box, a theme park, accidental compromising positions, and fishnets.
What does it all mean? I don't even like the Switch.
What does it all mean? I don't even like the Switch.
What if... Now hear me out for a second... What if I spent the day building a big rube goldberg device and at the end it drops my car on my head?
January 15, 2026 at 1:22 PM
What if... Now hear me out for a second... What if I spent the day building a big rube goldberg device and at the end it drops my car on my head?
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Could be us but you playin
January 14, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Could be us but you playin