splatterpunkmike
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splatterpunkmike
@splatterpunkmike.bsky.social
Goofball nerd.
That was an awfully soft landing. Maybe he really was that weak. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Get some pants on lady. Surviving won’t mean much if both of your legs get frostbite. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I would end up stepping on that damn bear trap as soon as I stood up. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Blizzard of Blood would be such a badass name. For anything really. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
A comfort balaclava? If it works it works. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I heard speak over sling in Gatlinburg which is Ober Gatlinburg. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I’ve never even heard of Iced. This is going to be interesting. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
A through line that includes a Muppets movie and Little Shop of Horrors? I have a new favorite through line. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Stryker really did want to be both a creep and creepy. Which certainly is something else. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I’m prepared for some of the more wild twists on the story but only a little. This movie is pretty wild. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Oh man, I just watched Curtains for the first time a couple months ago. #MitantFam #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Alright #MutantFam let’s get weird.
December 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’m gonna say the red phone killed her, or well finished her off. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Never mind, it appears that she survived.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Death by gargoyle. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I’m fighting sleep but so help me god I will make it through this movie. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 AM
This feels very much like Black Christmas to Crystal Plumage’s Halloween. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
This score reminds me of a classic Noire score. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I want a Scooby Doo giallo now. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I guess Julia will just stay there and die. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #BirdwiththeCrystalPlumage
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I don’t know, I have a creative writing degree from a small almost unknown university here in Tennessee. I feel like I’m at least a rival for least employable person. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The besides there’s cats line is amazing. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM