Splatarino 🔞
@splatarino.bsky.social
AD of @Clownyeensplat.bsky.social
Major toon simpage
They/Her Honk/honk
Lvl 23
Minors DNI
Pfp 🎨: @pawgoop.bsky.social
Major toon simpage
They/Her Honk/honk
Lvl 23
Minors DNI
Pfp 🎨: @pawgoop.bsky.social
During my current travels my pit stop for food ended me up me up coincidentally in a town called Gainesville
This cartoonish perfect coincidence of course means that I've already ordered 2 butter burgers and frozen custard
No way I'm passing up on this opportunity
This cartoonish perfect coincidence of course means that I've already ordered 2 butter burgers and frozen custard
No way I'm passing up on this opportunity
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
During my current travels my pit stop for food ended me up me up coincidentally in a town called Gainesville
This cartoonish perfect coincidence of course means that I've already ordered 2 butter burgers and frozen custard
No way I'm passing up on this opportunity
This cartoonish perfect coincidence of course means that I've already ordered 2 butter burgers and frozen custard
No way I'm passing up on this opportunity
I always find it funny when I tell people kinks I have and they already picked it up from talking to me
The ones that I've barely mentioned publicly are particularly my favorite
Going from expecting some level of surprise to an "I know" always cracks me up
The ones that I've barely mentioned publicly are particularly my favorite
Going from expecting some level of surprise to an "I know" always cracks me up
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I always find it funny when I tell people kinks I have and they already picked it up from talking to me
The ones that I've barely mentioned publicly are particularly my favorite
Going from expecting some level of surprise to an "I know" always cracks me up
The ones that I've barely mentioned publicly are particularly my favorite
Going from expecting some level of surprise to an "I know" always cracks me up
As a huge Digimon nerd I was already so glad ExTryrannomon was available in Time Stranger and now that I have them aquired I'm floored
I never expected the DigiRide feature would involve having been stuffed in the plush dinosaur mascot and riding around inside it as a fun gimmick
Absolute. Peak.
I never expected the DigiRide feature would involve having been stuffed in the plush dinosaur mascot and riding around inside it as a fun gimmick
Absolute. Peak.
October 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
As a huge Digimon nerd I was already so glad ExTryrannomon was available in Time Stranger and now that I have them aquired I'm floored
I never expected the DigiRide feature would involve having been stuffed in the plush dinosaur mascot and riding around inside it as a fun gimmick
Absolute. Peak.
I never expected the DigiRide feature would involve having been stuffed in the plush dinosaur mascot and riding around inside it as a fun gimmick
Absolute. Peak.
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October 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Splat ran their mouth off too much and the end result of such as always, can't come off as too much of a surprise with their track record
They'll be back to being a circus performer rather than an attraction soon... hopefully
YCH🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social
They'll be back to being a circus performer rather than an attraction soon... hopefully
YCH🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social
September 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Splat ran their mouth off too much and the end result of such as always, can't come off as too much of a surprise with their track record
They'll be back to being a circus performer rather than an attraction soon... hopefully
YCH🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social
They'll be back to being a circus performer rather than an attraction soon... hopefully
YCH🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social
Humiliating me: Fantastic, absolutely gets me going
Praising me for how I've humiliated you: Absolutely strokes my ego and never gets old
Humiliating me and praising me for it after the fact: I am now a melted putty in your hands with heart shaped eyes
Praising me for how I've humiliated you: Absolutely strokes my ego and never gets old
Humiliating me and praising me for it after the fact: I am now a melted putty in your hands with heart shaped eyes
September 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Humiliating me: Fantastic, absolutely gets me going
Praising me for how I've humiliated you: Absolutely strokes my ego and never gets old
Humiliating me and praising me for it after the fact: I am now a melted putty in your hands with heart shaped eyes
Praising me for how I've humiliated you: Absolutely strokes my ego and never gets old
Humiliating me and praising me for it after the fact: I am now a melted putty in your hands with heart shaped eyes
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Came to the realization this year that I'm asexual and messy slapstick is the proper way an ace yeen gets dirty after all, isn't it?
Though I think the director may have gotten a different idea when I explained I was genderfluid as well methinks
🎨: @belugatoons.bsky.social
Though I think the director may have gotten a different idea when I explained I was genderfluid as well methinks
🎨: @belugatoons.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Came to the realization this year that I'm asexual and messy slapstick is the proper way an ace yeen gets dirty after all, isn't it?
Though I think the director may have gotten a different idea when I explained I was genderfluid as well methinks
🎨: @belugatoons.bsky.social
Though I think the director may have gotten a different idea when I explained I was genderfluid as well methinks
🎨: @belugatoons.bsky.social
Just to let you know, I will objectify you
Not in the dehumanizing way, but in the sense that making you a pool toy or plush is turning you into an inanimate object, thereinby objectifying you
Not in the dehumanizing way, but in the sense that making you a pool toy or plush is turning you into an inanimate object, thereinby objectifying you
August 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Just to let you know, I will objectify you
Not in the dehumanizing way, but in the sense that making you a pool toy or plush is turning you into an inanimate object, thereinby objectifying you
Not in the dehumanizing way, but in the sense that making you a pool toy or plush is turning you into an inanimate object, thereinby objectifying you
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Well, they did say they can do anything~ x3
Deltarune-themed commission for @clownyeensplat.bsky.social!!
(2/2)
Deltarune-themed commission for @clownyeensplat.bsky.social!!
(2/2)
July 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Well, they did say they can do anything~ x3
Deltarune-themed commission for @clownyeensplat.bsky.social!!
(2/2)
Deltarune-themed commission for @clownyeensplat.bsky.social!!
(2/2)
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July 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Being teased/ teasing someone you've had experience with in real life is an absolute experience to me
It's the double w(h)ammy of knowing that they'll do it and also being able to imagine it playing out well, feeling the embarrassment as if was happening
Has brought online pie teasing to its peak
It's the double w(h)ammy of knowing that they'll do it and also being able to imagine it playing out well, feeling the embarrassment as if was happening
Has brought online pie teasing to its peak
July 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Being teased/ teasing someone you've had experience with in real life is an absolute experience to me
It's the double w(h)ammy of knowing that they'll do it and also being able to imagine it playing out well, feeling the embarrassment as if was happening
Has brought online pie teasing to its peak
It's the double w(h)ammy of knowing that they'll do it and also being able to imagine it playing out well, feeling the embarrassment as if was happening
Has brought online pie teasing to its peak
Thinking about how funny it is and how much it makes sense that as a clown a large part of my kinkiness comes from pies and balloons through WAM and inflation
It’s like poetry it rhymes
It’s like poetry it rhymes
May 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Thinking about how funny it is and how much it makes sense that as a clown a large part of my kinkiness comes from pies and balloons through WAM and inflation
It’s like poetry it rhymes
It’s like poetry it rhymes
Using the Beagle Boys going through messy slapstick as an example of what I find hot while ace to my roommate as we watch the original DuckTales and it’s given me perspective on when people tell me how hot a movie star is as I think “Wow, that sure is a person”
How the tables have tabled
How the tables have tabled
April 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Using the Beagle Boys going through messy slapstick as an example of what I find hot while ace to my roommate as we watch the original DuckTales and it’s given me perspective on when people tell me how hot a movie star is as I think “Wow, that sure is a person”
How the tables have tabled
How the tables have tabled
The fact that I accidentally taught my roommate what nullges are after copying and pasting a come out like post properly explaining where I fall on the ace spectrum forgetting that my post was from a kink server
(Not too out of the blue though, since us discussing dakimakuras is what brought it up)
(Not too out of the blue though, since us discussing dakimakuras is what brought it up)
April 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
The fact that I accidentally taught my roommate what nullges are after copying and pasting a come out like post properly explaining where I fall on the ace spectrum forgetting that my post was from a kink server
(Not too out of the blue though, since us discussing dakimakuras is what brought it up)
(Not too out of the blue though, since us discussing dakimakuras is what brought it up)
When I talk about cream pies, gags, and squirting I of course always mean it in the hottest way possible:
The Toontown type of way
The Toontown type of way
April 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
When I talk about cream pies, gags, and squirting I of course always mean it in the hottest way possible:
The Toontown type of way
The Toontown type of way
Wasn't satisfied with original video of Pie Day session, so did some editing and made sure face not properly visible while not covered in banana cream
Had issues with final drafts becoming corrupted, but the long rendering process is eating too much time away from work haha
youtu.be/QMQQ2JnT4b8
Had issues with final drafts becoming corrupted, but the long rendering process is eating too much time away from work haha
youtu.be/QMQQ2JnT4b8
Pie Day 2025
YouTube video by Clown Yeen
youtu.be
March 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Wasn't satisfied with original video of Pie Day session, so did some editing and made sure face not properly visible while not covered in banana cream
Had issues with final drafts becoming corrupted, but the long rendering process is eating too much time away from work haha
youtu.be/QMQQ2JnT4b8
Had issues with final drafts becoming corrupted, but the long rendering process is eating too much time away from work haha
youtu.be/QMQQ2JnT4b8
Been craving pie enough recently after not being hit with one in ages and had to have a major indulgent sesh for myself
This time however since it was spur of the moment I didn’t notice until halfway through and while covered in shaving cream that I was still wearing my work uniform
This time however since it was spur of the moment I didn’t notice until halfway through and while covered in shaving cream that I was still wearing my work uniform
March 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Been craving pie enough recently after not being hit with one in ages and had to have a major indulgent sesh for myself
This time however since it was spur of the moment I didn’t notice until halfway through and while covered in shaving cream that I was still wearing my work uniform
This time however since it was spur of the moment I didn’t notice until halfway through and while covered in shaving cream that I was still wearing my work uniform
So what are you into?
*Pulls up Bugs Bunny cartoon*
But like what are you into sexually?
*Pulls up stock image of a clown being hit with a pie*
*Pulls up Bugs Bunny cartoon*
But like what are you into sexually?
*Pulls up stock image of a clown being hit with a pie*
March 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
So what are you into?
*Pulls up Bugs Bunny cartoon*
But like what are you into sexually?
*Pulls up stock image of a clown being hit with a pie*
*Pulls up Bugs Bunny cartoon*
But like what are you into sexually?
*Pulls up stock image of a clown being hit with a pie*
Having an AD has taught me more how I much prefer kink to sex
Like yeah sex is cool, but where’s the part where they get turned into a 500 pound clown, inflated, hit with pies, stuck in stocks, tickled at the paw, or teased in the humiliating way of etc. etc. etc.
Like yeah sex is cool, but where’s the part where they get turned into a 500 pound clown, inflated, hit with pies, stuck in stocks, tickled at the paw, or teased in the humiliating way of etc. etc. etc.
January 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Having an AD has taught me more how I much prefer kink to sex
Like yeah sex is cool, but where’s the part where they get turned into a 500 pound clown, inflated, hit with pies, stuck in stocks, tickled at the paw, or teased in the humiliating way of etc. etc. etc.
Like yeah sex is cool, but where’s the part where they get turned into a 500 pound clown, inflated, hit with pies, stuck in stocks, tickled at the paw, or teased in the humiliating way of etc. etc. etc.
Splat seems to have the hero pinned right where she wants him
Will Leon be able to escape or will he meet his new funny fate?
Find out in the next issue
🎨: @pawgoop.bsky.social
🐈⬛🐾: @magnumcat.bsky.social
Will Leon be able to escape or will he meet his new funny fate?
Find out in the next issue
🎨: @pawgoop.bsky.social
🐈⬛🐾: @magnumcat.bsky.social
October 7, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Splat seems to have the hero pinned right where she wants him
Will Leon be able to escape or will he meet his new funny fate?
Find out in the next issue
🎨: @pawgoop.bsky.social
🐈⬛🐾: @magnumcat.bsky.social
Will Leon be able to escape or will he meet his new funny fate?
Find out in the next issue
🎨: @pawgoop.bsky.social
🐈⬛🐾: @magnumcat.bsky.social