There’s a part of me that will always be middle school Mal listening to No One Wants an Alien by Wipers and softly weeping in a world that wasn’t made for me
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
There’s a part of me that will always be middle school Mal listening to No One Wants an Alien by Wipers and softly weeping in a world that wasn’t made for me
What’s shocking to me is not that this happening, but how many people are shocked by it? Sexual violence against femmes and minorities is ingrained in the literal foundation of our country. Some of ya’ll are going to turn me into a Freudian with the ego defenses I’m seeing
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
What’s shocking to me is not that this happening, but how many people are shocked by it? Sexual violence against femmes and minorities is ingrained in the literal foundation of our country. Some of ya’ll are going to turn me into a Freudian with the ego defenses I’m seeing
People always want to know what’s in my pants and they’re always surprised to find out it’s ants, an army of fire ants that immediately start aggressively biting them
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
People always want to know what’s in my pants and they’re always surprised to find out it’s ants, an army of fire ants that immediately start aggressively biting them
Sometimes the best medicine is 100 minutes of a beautiful vampire dry humping to psychedelic organ music
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Sometimes the best medicine is 100 minutes of a beautiful vampire dry humping to psychedelic organ music
Monster in love with a bug girl
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Monster in love with a bug girl
My email address in 1996 was samuraipizzacat at hotmail dot com
October 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My email address in 1996 was samuraipizzacat at hotmail dot com
I visited my aunt in Georgia who had the internet the summer I was 11 and sent an email to Space Ghost that made it into an episode. RIP the 90’s
Do y’all remember that show Space Ghost Coast To Coast on Cartoon Network?? It was like an animated talk show with actual celebrity guests on it. But the guests were live action, not animated. Or was that too niche a show?
October 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I visited my aunt in Georgia who had the internet the summer I was 11 and sent an email to Space Ghost that made it into an episode. RIP the 90’s
There isn’t a drug on earth that can compare to the high I get from placing the final piece in a puzzle
October 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
There isn’t a drug on earth that can compare to the high I get from placing the final piece in a puzzle
Sorry I didn’t text back, I’ve been too busy doing a 1000 piece puzzle of pets in Halloween costumes
October 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Sorry I didn’t text back, I’ve been too busy doing a 1000 piece puzzle of pets in Halloween costumes
After Halloween, I’m taking a month long break from human contact to play Minecraft, work on my origami and play with my tamagotchis
October 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
After Halloween, I’m taking a month long break from human contact to play Minecraft, work on my origami and play with my tamagotchis
The funniest part of Troll 2 is the Sheriff being named Gene Freak
October 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The funniest part of Troll 2 is the Sheriff being named Gene Freak
Blessed this week by a friend, The Hex Girls & Dracula
October 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Blessed this week by a friend, The Hex Girls & Dracula
Shout out to Buc-ees, they really managed to put everything I hate about our culture into one inconvenient location
October 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Shout out to Buc-ees, they really managed to put everything I hate about our culture into one inconvenient location
Pissing off little kids by calling Captain Underpants “Diaper Baby”
October 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Pissing off little kids by calling Captain Underpants “Diaper Baby”
Telling people I say ruh roh because I love Astro from The Jetsons. Scooby-who?
September 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Telling people I say ruh roh because I love Astro from The Jetsons. Scooby-who?
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if you cry you’re actually allowed to have as much diet Dr Pepper as you want
September 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
if you cry you’re actually allowed to have as much diet Dr Pepper as you want
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scooby doo is a coward and a fucking fraud
September 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
scooby doo is a coward and a fucking fraud
I refuse to kiss any man who doesn’t own a physical copy of Bubba Ho-Tep
September 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I refuse to kiss any man who doesn’t own a physical copy of Bubba Ho-Tep
Remembering that experiencing moments of collective joy are a radical act. Mostly these are joyless people wanting us to suffer, some real death drive motherfuckers. They will never take away the yearning autonomous and free part of my spirit, the kernel from which my humanity springs forth
September 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Remembering that experiencing moments of collective joy are a radical act. Mostly these are joyless people wanting us to suffer, some real death drive motherfuckers. They will never take away the yearning autonomous and free part of my spirit, the kernel from which my humanity springs forth
This is one of my favorite Nick Cave songs, and it sits awkwardly in musical history as the connecting thread between Jacques Brel and The Black Parade
Lay Me Low (2011 Remaster)
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September 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This is one of my favorite Nick Cave songs, and it sits awkwardly in musical history as the connecting thread between Jacques Brel and The Black Parade
Just me, the big screen and the ten pound rat I hear scritching around the aisles at Bow Tie
September 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Just me, the big screen and the ten pound rat I hear scritching around the aisles at Bow Tie
It would be cool to own a pinball machine, but I love thinking about where I’m going to play for my weekly trip, sometimes I fantasize about it in bed, daydreaming about my technique & a cold can of wild cherry zero pepsi beading in a cup holder
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It would be cool to own a pinball machine, but I love thinking about where I’m going to play for my weekly trip, sometimes I fantasize about it in bed, daydreaming about my technique & a cold can of wild cherry zero pepsi beading in a cup holder