Know someone who collects shiny trinkets, curious ideas, and dramatic life choices? 
We’ve got treasures fit for every glamorous oddbird in your orbit. https://f.mtr.cool/pwidqyjvxm  #GiftGuide #Holiday #SpinstersRow

For the humans in that magical zone between “Do not call me a kid” and “Please don’t ask me about taxes.”

✨ Gifts they'll actually be excited about — zero cash envelopes required.  

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This enormous housecat of doom only eats people who didn’t get new clothes for Christmas. A surprising number of Icelandic children suddenly cared about laundry. 

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Stop guessing what Dad wants. Start giving him what he’ll actually use.

Whether he builds it, chills it, or gets lost in the woods with it — we’ve got the perfect pick.  https://f.mtr.cool/ejikpyadql #GiftGuide #GiftsforDad #GiftIdeas2025

Happy Krampusnacht to everyone who’s been just naughty enough to deserve a dramatic goat demon, but not naughty enough for the paperwork that comes after.
May your consequences be fun! https://f.mtr.cool/hdytigaohk #Krampusnacht

Gifts for those who say, “I wonder what would happen if…” (And then immediately find out.)
⚙️ Shop the curiosities → https://f.mtr.cool/ofsqolmove #CuriousMinds #MadScience #GiftGuide

Some families are inherited.

Some are assembled out of 👽weirdos, 🧳travelers, 🐛bookworms & 🥂 brunch accomplices.

🎁Gifts for the latter → https://f.mtr.cool/cglnoyipck  #giftguide #giftsforfriends #SpinstersRow

Found a tea brand that said “what if activism, art, and puns held hands?”

Obsessed. ☕💫 https://f.mtr.cool/cxjvqsfrne

Got a loved one?  ✔️Great.
Got an enemy? ✔️Even better.

Kadin has books for all of them.

Shop his stacks.  📚 https://f.mtr.cool/hqfxzfuwtt #BookishGifts #HolidayGiftGuide #BookSky

She saw your future… and it includes a cart full of magic. Violet Bellflower, mistress of the esoteric arts, has already divined the perfect gifts for the mystics, the moon-children, and the quietly powerful. 
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For the woman who can fix your mood and your sweater — we offer tribute. https://f.mtr.cool/bnqzxqbusu

“Mushroom! Mushroom!” IYKYK 
 If you don’t — you’re about to learn how fungi might save the world. 🍄
 Read on. ➡️ https://f.mtr.cool/elfotygitt

They rule the living room with iron wills and sticky fingers.

You could resist their demands… but why risk it?

Shop trinkets and treasures fit for the cleverest younglings on Spinsters Row. ✨ https://f.mtr.cool/kpnnsrzulh

Rumor has it the fellows at Tuck & Bow Emporium trimmed the tallest tree on Spinsters Row, then matched it beard-for-beard.
Magnificent. Ridiculous. Utterly shop-worthy.
✨ Browse the marvel → https://f.mtr.cool/rnjbyxuzxt