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Wad (chicken chef) 🍥
@spinanch.bsky.social
Master of all trades, jack of none
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Ultimately this app will sink or swim according to my contributions. It is up to me
September 26, 2023 at 2:11 PM
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September 29, 2023 at 2:26 PM
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I’m interested in becoming a solipsist. But I want to get some outside opinions first
July 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Seems like it always turns out there s factors at play
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
sun go away wad feel bad
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Tried to order a pain au chocolat at a cafe the other day, while pointing at the pain au chocolat in the pastry case. Sadly the barista had never heard of a pain au chocolat, not once, not once in her entire life
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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A new kind of monitor can follow you around the house. "They’re expensive. They’re not for everyone. Yet I can’t help but think they’re really cool," our Wirecutter tester writes.
Your TV Is Cool, but Can You Bring It in the Bathroom?
A new kind of monitor can follow you around the house. Most people won’t need one.
nyti.ms
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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friend trying to act like he’s Different: I actually don’t have an internal monologue

my internal monologue: *singing ‘my favorite things’ in a Jamaican accent*
December 15, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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Da Food Pharaoh
But what’s buried in the tomb BENEATH the food pyramid?
November 21, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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Hotdog roller simulation has been running on the mainframe for 16 hours. The results have been startling
May 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Shall I compare thee to a melody in my head? Thou art more like my iPod stuck on replay and more temperate
May 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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What was I cooking
July 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Some things are redolent of other things. But some things aren’t redolent of anything
July 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just realized that if you invest your happiness in material things, you allow entropy to work directly against your happiness
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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H O T T D O G, YOU CAN TAJE ME HOTT DOG
September 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It’s me wad
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
When I have to call someone on the phone and they’re actually helpful boy I sure let them know how much I appreciate it
September 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The times they really do be are a changin
September 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hello I am a dating app user. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing.
September 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is certainly a football game
September 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Nobody remembers how to be friends
September 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Awesome man
September 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM