Nobody can tell me this bathtub wasn’t painted with high gloss and wall texture grit thrown on the tub floor for “safety”, because there is no other explanation lol. This will haunt me for the rest of my life lol.

Hahahaha yep “whatever, I no longer need this” 😂

You’re gonna have to pee your pants in a way that will not negatively effect the precious baby

I think those would for sure fall under having a special interest in humans! Those are some of the things that fascinate me the most lol my childhood was full of “research opportunities” 🤣

(I’m usually just mad and have a loud af Aries moon during this time lol)

I looked outside right as one of them hoisted a giant log over his shoulder lolllll

The “agent” “was in fear that he was being abducted.” That poor stupid baby 🙄 how the fuck does he think the people he’s trying to actually kidnap feel? (We all know the answer is he doesn’t care)

Soon!

Did she?

Omg he is older than my dad, he’s definitely unaware at best lol.

This boomer has clearly never played yahoo pool