Spiked Doormat
spikeddoormat.bsky.social
Spiked Doormat
@spikeddoormat.bsky.social
No need to follow. I'll eventually piss you off anyways, whether I mean to or not.

No boosts please, don't want be an influencer.

Hypocrisy is a MAGA virtue.

It's only tyranny when the Democrats are in charge.

Charlie Brown should listen to Thanos.
Some leftists are more interested in flexing their moral correctness and Owning the Shitlibs than they are in reducing actual harm to the Palestinians they claim to stand up for. Bad mix of main character syndrome and Burger King entitlement.
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
But it's not very big according to Stormy Daniels.
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Booty by Butina.
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Shut Up Meg is a decaying nepo baby like Bobby Mengele.
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
From the makers of Elf on a Shelf, comes Spike on a Pike!
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If the leeches get rid of the toxins in my body that's a plus. Must remember to not go far from the river banks though.
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Shameless hypocrisy is a Republican virtue.
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Everyone who picked this thing over a woman, TWICE, need to be bitchslapped.
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's just what he would have done, like he did to Daddy Fred.
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by Spiked Doormat
Jake Tapper..."Donald Trump, seen here sucking all the communism out of the air, is so alert he doesn't even need to open his eyes. He knows all, and is the manliest man in Mantown. Joe Biden stutters. Buy my book."
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Getting high on his own supply on top of being a chronic drunk. Brilliant.
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
But remember, America wanted THIS over a woman. Twice.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
But I was told that Harris is the one who hates Muslims. Leftists were sure of it. 🤷‍♂️
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I see 3 types of Gaza leftists online.

Virtue signallers who only care about flexing moral correctness and Owning the Shitlibs more than reducing harm.

Republican/Russian trollbots.

Unhinged nuts who want Trump to destroy the US in hopes that a leftist utopia will magically rise from the ashes.
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Watch the same leftists who couldn't stop howling about Gaza and convinced people to forfeit the election to Trump turn into crickets if the country starts invading Venezuela.
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
But at least the shitlib Dems were taught a lesson on supporting genocide. /S
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Made in Israel and popular during Passover. But at least the shitlib Dems were taught a lesson on supporting genocide. /S
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
He slept that one off with a jug of cheap vodka.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Always in love with gross opulence.
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just jerk off two invisible giraffes.
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's consistent with Donnie Antoinette. Everything about him has to be the bigliest of all.
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The kid was in the middle of a sugar rush, it was the quickest, most himane wayvto calm him down.
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Must be your first time reading Pitchbot.
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Perfectly on brand for Trump and the GOP to let a woman die pointlessly to further their agenda.

Also perfectly on brand for Trump to start jerking off invisible giraffes whenever music starts playing.
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It was premeditated murder. Terry was already wearing prison stripes when he took that hit.
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM