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you don’t really see stray cats walking around in alleys with entire fish skeletons in their mouths anymore. is it a woke thing
February 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
you don’t really see stray cats walking around in alleys with entire fish skeletons in their mouths anymore. is it a woke thing
just because i keep showing up half an hour late for work doesn't mean i'm not stressed out to be late for work
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
just because i keep showing up half an hour late for work doesn't mean i'm not stressed out to be late for work
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This blunt curve right at the tip
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This blunt curve right at the tip
there's not enough stuff to retweet on bluesky. do better everyone
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
there's not enough stuff to retweet on bluesky. do better everyone
I'm this close to letting myself feel something but gotta shut it down before I make myself insane about it. Can't be doing all that right now. Think smarter not harder
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I'm this close to letting myself feel something but gotta shut it down before I make myself insane about it. Can't be doing all that right now. Think smarter not harder
forgot about copy+pasting my tweets so enjoy some of my thoughts from the past 6 hours. only very very few of them
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
forgot about copy+pasting my tweets so enjoy some of my thoughts from the past 6 hours. only very very few of them
you can't tell if a man is gay just by him having earrings anymore. u gotta look for the helix piercing
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
you can't tell if a man is gay just by him having earrings anymore. u gotta look for the helix piercing
I recognize this may be controversial and tbh it's not even a hill I'm willing to die on. but I think writing a song like Purple Rain earns you the right to kill and eat exactly 1 human being
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I recognize this may be controversial and tbh it's not even a hill I'm willing to die on. but I think writing a song like Purple Rain earns you the right to kill and eat exactly 1 human being
getting mild gender euphoria by complimenting women on their shoes and accessories and nails
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
getting mild gender euphoria by complimenting women on their shoes and accessories and nails
calling out of work because i had a bad dream about my friend
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
calling out of work because i had a bad dream about my friend
almost tweeted here yesterday but then I didn't have wifi or service. it's not relevant anymore cus I'm home now
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
almost tweeted here yesterday but then I didn't have wifi or service. it's not relevant anymore cus I'm home now
shordy like a melordy
October 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
shordy like a melordy
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let me give you my parasite
August 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
let me give you my parasite
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seems bad!
EXCLUSIVE: The Trump administration will move to pull the COVID vaccine off the U.S. market “within months,” one of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s closest associates has told the Daily Beast.
Trump and RFK Jr. to Ban Covid-19 Vaccine ‘Within Months’
A close associate of the HHS secretary claims the U.S. government will soon pull COVID-19 mRNA jabs from the market.
trib.al
August 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
seems bad!
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water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
July 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
moon
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wider than a mile
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wider than a mile
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July 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
moon
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wider than a mile
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wider than a mile
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had to say goodbye to the sweetest dog in the world last night and won't be there with him today because i need to hold myself together at my 1 work shift this week
June 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
had to say goodbye to the sweetest dog in the world last night and won't be there with him today because i need to hold myself together at my 1 work shift this week
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monogamy is a recession indicator
June 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
monogamy is a recession indicator
injecting my serum to keep me from turning into a girl
June 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
injecting my serum to keep me from turning into a girl
i don't want to eat lunch i don't want to fold laundry i want to smoke weed snd masturbate
June 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
i don't want to eat lunch i don't want to fold laundry i want to smoke weed snd masturbate
3 separate dogs in the grocery store at once is way too woke for me
June 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
3 separate dogs in the grocery store at once is way too woke for me