"hmm how can we humiliate our son for having massive hands hmmm..."

imagine being born and ur parents decide to name u Pawbert lol

the dessert table HATES to see him coming

omg that's stunning!! i had no idea the sky could even look like that... 🥰

i have never experienced an aurora irl but if i ever do i will be BLASTING this <3

come over i'm slugging my shit rn

we love mollusks !!!!

before it was like the seventh image and that was already crazy to me & i joked to my sister abt how i hope i never succeed the og image, then to only watch in horror as it slowly make it's way closer to the top...

my digital footprint is fucked anyways bc if you look up lightning mcqueen toe meme a screenshot of my tweet is the first image </3

why so many dicks