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S.P.E.W.E.Y.
@spewey.bsky.social
Special Person Entering the World, Egg Yolks
Projectile vomit specialist
Self-saucing
Yeah, I've beaten up E.T.
I spew on all MAGA
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Seems safe
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
LOL
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Soon (now?)
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"AmErIcA iS bAcK!!!"
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Pete Kegsbreath was a bit late to the ass kissing ceremony today 🍷🥃
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Courtesy of @Dencentralized_G on X😂😂
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"Corporate Security Manager of a Fortune 25 Company!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Looks like he's waiting for Donald 😂
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Don’t need health insurance when you have AI Doctors
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You promised the world and I fell for it
I put you first and you adored it
Set fires to my forest
And you let it burn

Sang off-key in my chorus
'Cause it wasn't yours
I saw the signs and I ignored it
Rose-colored glasses all distorted
Set fire to my purpose
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
How about some football??
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This is an actual workout exercise. I'm sure MTG is quite familiar with it. Maybe she'll be bulking up for a forthcoming MMA battle with Trump at the WH.
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM