I am relevant, you see.

I’m less interested in versions that censor foul language and far more interested in versions that edit out whistles and sirens so that I’m not caught off guard and slam on the brakes while driving.

Is there a topic you would like me to over-earnestly and sanctimoniously pontificate on? Respond in the chats!

At whomst are we angry today?

On Wednesdays, we put on Christ in faith.

tfw none of those words were for your lecture tomorrow

I may have made a point of wearing a clerical collar…

Some might even say un-good.

(Also, blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ that I no longer look like that.)

I don’t know about the Lord, but I’m working on it.

(Also, I'm here because @karanslade.bsky.social and @drempel.bsky.social told me I had to)