Spencer Hakimian
@spencerhakimian1.bsky.social
Founder of Tolou Capital Management. Global macro, market neutral, risk optimization. Aiming for positive real returns in all climates. Not investment advice.
WATCH: Fox Business DESTROYS Trump over the COLLAPSING Job Market.
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
WATCH: Fox Business DESTROYS Trump over the COLLAPSING Job Market.
🚨BREAKING: Vehicle filled with MULTIPLE BOMBS found in Sydney, Australia.
December 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
🚨BREAKING: Vehicle filled with MULTIPLE BOMBS found in Sydney, Australia.
🚨BREAKING: Nancy Mace is GOING AFTER Republicans for NOT having a Health Care Plan.
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
🚨BREAKING: Nancy Mace is GOING AFTER Republicans for NOT having a Health Care Plan.
Tonight, Miami is going to elect its first Democrat Mayor in 30+ years.
That’s how gloriously Trump has fucked this all up in 12 months.
That’s how gloriously Trump has fucked this all up in 12 months.
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Tonight, Miami is going to elect its first Democrat Mayor in 30+ years.
That’s how gloriously Trump has fucked this all up in 12 months.
That’s how gloriously Trump has fucked this all up in 12 months.
Lmao Trump is blaming Obama for Roger Clemens steroid use.
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Lmao Trump is blaming Obama for Roger Clemens steroid use.
Ever since Liberation Day, inflation has ONLY gone up.
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ever since Liberation Day, inflation has ONLY gone up.
BREAKING: Meta is COLLAPSING after reporting earnings.
Is the bubble finally bursting?
Is the bubble finally bursting?
October 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
BREAKING: Meta is COLLAPSING after reporting earnings.
Is the bubble finally bursting?
Is the bubble finally bursting?
JPMorgan is considering firing employees in New York to hire employees in India.
October 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
JPMorgan is considering firing employees in New York to hire employees in India.
BREAKING: Canada’s ad TRASHING Donald Trump’s tariffs just aired on Game 1 of the WORLD SERIES.
Trump will be FURIOUS.
Trump will be FURIOUS.
October 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
BREAKING: Canada’s ad TRASHING Donald Trump’s tariffs just aired on Game 1 of the WORLD SERIES.
Trump will be FURIOUS.
Trump will be FURIOUS.
$500 billion dollars of annual trade is being paused because of a $75,000 commercial?
October 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
$500 billion dollars of annual trade is being paused because of a $75,000 commercial?
Speedrunning bankruptcy.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
October 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Speedrunning bankruptcy.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
BREAKING: The United States just crossed $38,000,000,000,000 in national debt.
It was $36,000,000,000,000 on January 1st.
What happened to DOGE?
It was $36,000,000,000,000 on January 1st.
What happened to DOGE?
October 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
BREAKING: The United States just crossed $38,000,000,000,000 in national debt.
It was $36,000,000,000,000 on January 1st.
What happened to DOGE?
It was $36,000,000,000,000 on January 1st.
What happened to DOGE?
We are $40,000,000,000,000 in debt.
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We are $40,000,000,000,000 in debt.
BREAKING: Major clashes between police and protestors in Chicago.
October 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
BREAKING: Major clashes between police and protestors in Chicago.
2028 Presidential Poll (Emerson):
🔴 JD Vance: 46%
🔵 Gavin Newsom: 45%
🔴 JD Vance: 46%
🔵 Gavin Newsom: 45%
October 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
2028 Presidential Poll (Emerson):
🔴 JD Vance: 46%
🔵 Gavin Newsom: 45%
🔴 JD Vance: 46%
🔵 Gavin Newsom: 45%
Newsmax: Does the administration have a healthcare plan?
JD Vance: We do have a plan, actually ... to pretend we can fix such a complicated system…
JD Vance: We do have a plan, actually ... to pretend we can fix such a complicated system…
October 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Newsmax: Does the administration have a healthcare plan?
JD Vance: We do have a plan, actually ... to pretend we can fix such a complicated system…
JD Vance: We do have a plan, actually ... to pretend we can fix such a complicated system…
BREAKING: Trump is hosting a $1,000,000 per person fundraiser at Mar a Lago.
This comes on the 17th day of the government shutdown.
This comes on the 17th day of the government shutdown.
October 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
BREAKING: Trump is hosting a $1,000,000 per person fundraiser at Mar a Lago.
This comes on the 17th day of the government shutdown.
This comes on the 17th day of the government shutdown.
The New York Post front page today.
Sensationalist?
Sensationalist?
October 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The New York Post front page today.
Sensationalist?
Sensationalist?
Jeffries: "You've got Karoline Leavitt, who's sick, she's out of control. And I'm not sure if she's just demented, ignorant, a stone cold liar, or all of the above.
October 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Jeffries: "You've got Karoline Leavitt, who's sick, she's out of control. And I'm not sure if she's just demented, ignorant, a stone cold liar, or all of the above.
Zohran Mamdani criticizes Andrew Cuomo for never visiting a mosque as Governor:
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Zohran Mamdani criticizes Andrew Cuomo for never visiting a mosque as Governor:
Why is Trump doing nothing to fix this?
October 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Why is Trump doing nothing to fix this?
Airlines for America President: I don't care what political party you're from. If you're in the world of airlines and transportation, nobody wants the Biden administration back.
October 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Airlines for America President: I don't care what political party you're from. If you're in the world of airlines and transportation, nobody wants the Biden administration back.
Jeffries: "Adelita Grijalva has not been sworn in because Mike Johnson wants to continue hiding the Epstein Files.”
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Jeffries: "Adelita Grijalva has not been sworn in because Mike Johnson wants to continue hiding the Epstein Files.”
Something is wrong in America.
October 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Something is wrong in America.